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Carl Showalter:
You should see the other guy.Carl Showalter: What the fuck happened to her?Gaear Grimsrud: Uh, she started shrieking, y'know. She wouldn't stop...Carl Showalter:Geesus. Well, it doesn't matter. I got the money. All of it. All eighty grand.Carl Showalter: That's forty for you, forty for me.Carl Showalter: That's it, then. You can have my truck. Here's the keys. I'm takin' the Ciera.Gaear Grimsrud:We split that.Carl Showalter: How the fuck do you split a fuckin' car, ya dummy? With a fuckin' chainsaw?Gaear Grimsrud:One of us pays the other for half.Carl Showalter:Hold on! No fuckin' way! You fuckin' notice this? I got fuckin' shot! I got fuckin' shot in the face! I went and got the fuckin' money. I got shot fuckin' picking it up! I've been up for thirty-six fuckin' hours! I'm taking' that fuckin' car! That fucker's mine, You fuckin' asshole!Carl Showalter:You know, I've been listening to your fuckin' bullshit all week! Are WE square?Carl Showalter: Are WE square?Carl Showalter:Yeah, ya fuckin' mute. And if you see your friend Shep Proudfoot, tell him I'm gonna nail his fuckin' ass!Carl Showalter: Oh no! Aaaaaah!
You should see the other guy.Carl Showalter: What the fuck happened to her?Gaear Grimsrud: Uh, she started shrieking, y'know. She wouldn't stop...Carl Showalter:Geesus. Well, it doesn't matter. I got the money. All of it. All eighty grand.Carl Showalter: That's forty for you, forty for me.Carl Showalter: That's it, then. You can have my truck. Here's the keys. I'm takin' the Ciera.Gaear Grimsrud:We split that.Carl Showalter: How the fuck do you split a fuckin' car, ya dummy? With a fuckin' chainsaw?Gaear Grimsrud:One of us pays the other for half.Carl Showalter:Hold on! No fuckin' way! You fuckin' notice this? I got fuckin' shot! I got fuckin' shot in the face! I went and got the fuckin' money. I got shot fuckin' picking it up! I've been up for thirty-six fuckin' hours! I'm taking' that fuckin' car! That fucker's mine, You fuckin' asshole!Carl Showalter:You know, I've been listening to your fuckin' bullshit all week! Are WE square?Carl Showalter: Are WE square?Carl Showalter:Yeah, ya fuckin' mute. And if you see your friend Shep Proudfoot, tell him I'm gonna nail his fuckin' ass!Carl Showalter: Oh no! Aaaaaah!
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You should see the other guy
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What the fuck happened to her
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Oh she started shriekin' you know
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Jesus
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Well I got the money
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All of it All 80 grand
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That's 40 for you 40 for me
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That's it then
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You can have my truck I'm takin' the Ciera
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We split that
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How the fuck do you split a fuckin' car you dummy With a fuckin' chain saw
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One of us pays the other for half
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Hold on No fuckin' way
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Did you fuckin' notice this
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I got fuckin' shot
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I got fuckin' shot in the face
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I went and got the fuckin' money I got shot fuckin' pickin' it up
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I've been up for 36 fuckin' hours
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I'm takin' that fuckin' car That fucker's mine you fuckin' asshole
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I've had to listen to your fuckin' bullshit all week
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Are we square
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Are we square
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Yeah you fuckin' mute
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If you see your friend Shep Proudfoot tell him I'm gonna nail his fuckin' ass
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Movie Summary
Minnesota car salesman Jerry Lundegaard's inept crime falls apart due to his and his henchmen's bungling and the persistent police work of the quite pregnant Marge Gunderson.

