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Oh, honey, can we get some more sparkling water?

Oh, honey, can we getsome more sparkling water? Thank you. I put my mask on. Tawnyhands me...

Fargo • S01E09 • 2014

Oh, honey, can we getsome more sparkling water? Thank you. I put my mask on. Tawnyhands me the number two needle. I start to givethe guy a novocaine shot. Well, I stick theneedle in my own finger. And... yeah. And it hurt, but I don'twant to look dumb, so I try it again. The nexttime, I stick it in my thumb. Now I'm so flusteredthat I go to take my mask off, while I'm still holding theneedle, jab it right in my face. And the patient is like... "Doc,what's wrong?" And I'm like

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Oh honey can we get some more sparkling water

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Thank you

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I put my mask on Tawny hands me the number two needle

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I start to give the guy a novocaine shot

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Well I stick the needle in my own finger

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And yeah

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And it hurt but I don't want to look dumb

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so I try it again The next time I stick it in my thumb

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Now I'm so flustered that I go to take my mask off

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while I'm still holding the needle jab it right in my face

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And the patient is like Doc what's wrong And I'm like

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مرحبا أنا سيد مايكلسن وتعرف الباقي

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يآ آنسة هل بإمكانك إحضار المزيد من الماء الفوار

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شكرا

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وضعت القناع

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توني أعطاني الإبرتان

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واستعدت لكي أخزق الرجل بالإبره

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بدلا عن ذالك خزقت الإبره في أصابيع يدي

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ونعم

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ألمني

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ولكنني لم أكن أريد أن ابدو غبيا

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لذا حاولت مجددا

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وبعدها خزقتها على إبهامي

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والان أصبحت مخدر قمت بإزالة القناع

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ولكنني كنت لا أزال أحمل الأبرة بيدي

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خزقتها في وجهي

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والمريض كان كـ

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ياطبيب مالمشكلة وانا كـ

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Chérie pourrions nous avoir plus d'eau pétillante

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Merci

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Je mets mon masque

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Tawny me tend une seringue de 2

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Je voulais injecter de la novocaïne au type

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Je me plante l'aiguille das le doigt

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Ça fait mal mais

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pour pas avoir l'air con

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je réessaie

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Là je me plante le pouce

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Du coup je dois enlever mon masque

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Mais je tiens toujours la seringue

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je me la plante en pleine tête

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Le patient est là

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Euh un problème Et moi

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Hi ich bin Dr Michaelson Ihr kennt die Prozedur

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Oh Liebes könnten wir noch etwas Mineralwasser haben

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Vielen Dank

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Ich setze meine Maske auf

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Tawny reicht mir die Nummer 2 Nadel

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Ich fange an dem Typen seine Novokain Spritze zu geben

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Also ich steche mir die Nadel in den eigenen Finger

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Und ja

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Und es schmerzte

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aber ich will nicht dumm dastehen

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also versuche ich es noch mal

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Beim nächsten Mal steche ich mir in den Daumen

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Da bin ich so verwirrt dass ich meine Maske abnehmen muss

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Aber ich halte immer noch die Spritze

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und steche sie mir glatt ins Gesicht

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Und der Patient Der Patient meint

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Äh Doc was ist los Und ich so

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ああ君炭酸水のお代わりをお願いできるかな

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ありがとう

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僕はマスクをつけた

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タウニーは二番の注射器を渡してくれた

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患者に麻酔を打とうとしたんだ

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ところが僕は自分の指に針を刺してしまった

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そうだよ

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ひどく痛かった

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でも間抜けだと思われたくなかったから

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もう一回打とうとした

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でも次は自分の親指に刺してしまった

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それで慌ててマスクを取ろうとしたんだ

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でも注射器はまだ手に持っていた

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今度はそいつを顔にずぶりと刺してしまった

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患者は患者さんはそれを見て言った

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ドクターどうしたんですそれで僕は

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Здравствуйте я доктор Михаэльсон Вы знаете целая дрель

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О дорогуша можно нам еще газировки

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Спасибо

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Я одел на себя маску

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Тани дала мне иглу второго размера

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Я начал делать парню укол новокаина

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Ну я воткнул иглу в свой собственный палец

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И да

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Это больно

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но я не хотел выглядеть идиотом

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поэтому я попробовал снова

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В следующий раз я попадаю себе в большой палец

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Теперь я так взволнован что снимаю свою маску

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Но я все еще держал иглу

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и ткнул ею прямо себе в лицо

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И пациент пациент спрашивает

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Э э док что случилось и я такой

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Hola soy el Dr Michaelson Ya sabéis toda la presentación

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Cielo puedes traernos otra agua con gas

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Gracias

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Me pongo la mascarilla

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Tawny me da la inyección número dos

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Empiezo a meterle al tío un chute de novocaína

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Bueno me clavo la aguja en mi propio dedo

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Y sí

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Y duele

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pero no quería parecer estúpido

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así que lo vuelvo a intentar

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La próxima vez me doy en el pulgar

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Me pongo tan nervioso que tengo que quitarme la máscara

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Pero aún tengo la aguja en mi mano

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y me la clavo en toda la cara

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Y el paciente el paciente dice

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Qué pasa doctor y yo digo

Available in 7 languages

Duration

35 seconds

Views

12

Timestamp in Movie

00:08:25

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Season

1

Episode

9

Genres

crime, drama, thriller

Production

26 Keys Productions,The Littlefield Company,Mike Zoss Productions,MGM Television,FX Productions

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Movie Summary

Various chronicles of deception, intrigue and murder in and around frozen Minnesota. Yet all of these tales mysteriously lead back one way or another to Fargo, North Dakota.