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Oh, my friend was wondering, how'd you, uh, hurt your head?

Oh, my friend was wondering,how'd you, uh, hurt your head? Oh, is your friendlooking for a...

Fargo • S01E02 • 2014

Oh, my friend was wondering,how'd you, uh, hurt your head? Oh, is your friendlooking for a date? 'Cause you know this is aplace for dicks who like pussies, not pussies who like dick. No, seriously, how'dyou hurt your head? Screw. I ain't afraid ofa dink and a lepton

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Oh my friend was wondering how'd you uh hurt your head

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Oh is your friend looking for a date

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'Cause you know this is a place for dicks who like pussies

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not pussies who like dick

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No seriously how'd you hurt your head

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Screw

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I ain't afraid of a dink and a lepton

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لأنه كما تعلم هذا المكان للرجال الذين يريدون النساء

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وليس النساء الذين يريدون الرجال

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لا جدي ا كيف أ صبت في رأسك

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سحق ا

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لست خائف ا من مغفل و قزم

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تحب اللعب بالسكاكين

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Ici c'est pour les bites qui veulent de la chatte

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pas des chattes qui veulent de la bite

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Non sérieusement comment vous vous êtes fait ça

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Une vis

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J'ai pas peur de deux merdes comme vous

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Vous aimez jouer avec les lames

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Mein Freund fragt sich wie Sie sich den Kopf verletzt haben

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Sucht ihr Freund nach einer Verabredung

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Denn das ist ein Ort wo Schwänze auf Muschies stehen und nicht Muschies die Schwänze lieben

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Nein ernsthaft wie haben Sie sich am Kopf verletzt Scheiß drauf

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Ich habe keine Angst vor einem Idioten und einem Vollidioten

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oh kawan ku bertanya apa yang terjadi dengan dahi mu

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oh apa kawan mu mencari teman kencan

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karena tempat ini adalah tempat penis pencari vagina

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bukan vagina mencari penis

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tidak serius kenapa dengan kepala mu

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enyahlah kau

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karena aku tidak takut membunuh dan mencincang

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ああ友達が知りたがってるんだどうして頭に怪我したんだ

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おまえの友達はデート相手を探してんのか

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ここはマンコが好きなチンコの為の場所で'

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チンコが好きなマンコの為の場所じゃねえからな

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いや真面目な話どどどうして頭に怪我したんだ

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ひとひねりだ

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アジア人もギリシャ人も怖くねえ

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Моему другу любопытно как вы голову повредили то

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О ваш друг ищет спутницу

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Потому что знаете ли это место для членов которые любят киски

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Но не для кисок которые любят члены

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Не серьезно к к как вы повредили голову

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Болт

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Я не боюсь придурковатых уродов

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Mi amigo se preguntaba cómo te hiciste esa herida de la cabeza

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Está buscando una cita

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Porque sabes que este es un lugar para pollas a las que les gustan los coños

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no coños a los que les gusten las pollas

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No en serio cómo te hiciste la herida

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Que te jodan

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No me dan miedo un mierda y un don nadie

Available in 8 languages

Duration

20 seconds

Views

18

Timestamp in Movie

00:28:58

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

crime, drama, thriller

Production

26 Keys Productions,The Littlefield Company,Mike Zoss Productions,MGM Television,FX Productions

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Movie Summary

Various chronicles of deception, intrigue and murder in and around frozen Minnesota. Yet all of these tales mysteriously lead back one way or another to Fargo, North Dakota.