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Fart: A Documentary

* Please don't say goodbyeI know that most girls * * Try to keeptheir flatulence inside *...

* Please don't say goodbye
I know that most girls * * Try to keep
their flatulence inside * * But I can't lie * I need a man
who knows the past * * A lot of gas,
that smells the gas * * Is here to last
for infinity to beyond * - * Rotting gas
- ( vocalizing ) - * I farted
- ( vocalizing ) - * Smells like ass
- ( vocalizing ) - * I definitely farted
- ( vocalizing ) - * I think I farted
- * On a wall - * I think I farted
- * In the bed - * I think I farted
- * On the TV * I think
I fa a-a-a-a * - * Rotting gas
- ( vocalizing ) * I'll be
coming round the mountain * - * When she comes
- ( fart noise ) * I'll be coming
around the mountain
when she comes * ( fart noise ) Uh, one candle is still

Full Transcript

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* Please don't say goodbye I know that most girls *
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* Try to keep their flatulence inside *
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* But I can't lie
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* I need a man who knows the past *
00:00:10.376 --> 00:00:12.545
* A lot of gas, that smells the gas *
00:00:12.578 --> 00:00:14.914
* Is here to last for infinity to beyond *
00:00:14.948 --> 00:00:16.449
- * Rotting gas - ( vocalizing )
00:00:16.482 --> 00:00:18.351
- * I farted - ( vocalizing )
00:00:18.384 --> 00:00:20.586
- * Smells like ass - ( vocalizing )
00:00:20.619 --> 00:00:22.121
- * I definitely farted - ( vocalizing )
00:00:22.155 --> 00:00:24.999
- * I think I farted - * On a wall
00:00:24.009 --> 00:00:26.999
- * I think I farted - * In the bed
00:00:26.001 --> 00:00:27.526
- * I think I farted - * On the TV
00:00:27.056 --> 00:00:29.362
* I think I fa a-a-a-a *
00:00:29.395 --> 00:00:31.053
- * Rotting gas - ( vocalizing )
00:00:31.564 --> 00:00:34.067
* I'll be coming round the mountain *
00:00:34.001 --> 00:00:35.634
- * When she comes - ( fart noise )
00:00:35.668 --> 00:00:38.371
* I'll be coming around the mountain when she comes *
00:00:38.404 --> 00:00:39.973
( fart noise )
00:00:40.002 --> 00:00:42.308
Uh, one candle is still...
Duration
43 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:24
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The history and humor of the fart