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What is it? - I went to a soccer match
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Fart: A Documentary

What is it?- I went to a soccer match-- football match--many years ago, and it was...

What is it?
- I went to a soccer match-- football match--
many years ago, and it was absolutely packed, you--
like sardines

Full Transcript

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- What is it? - I went to a soccer match--
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football match-- many years ago,
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and it was
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absolutely packed, you-- like sardines...
Duration
13 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:17
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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The history and humor of the fart
Woman over P.A.: This is a Piccadilly line service to Oxbridge. - Fart: A Documentary 00:06
Woman over P.A.: This is a Piccadilly line service to Oxbrid...
One of my colleagues from work had been - Fart: A Documentary 00:12
One of my colleagues from work had been
Well, anyway, halfway along the journey, he dropped one. - Fart: A Documentary 00:05
Well, anyway, halfway along the journey, he dropped one.
I tentatively made this claim, - Fart: A Documentary 00:07
I tentatively made this claim,
You could tell-- you could actually hear it - Fart: A Documentary 00:13
You could tell-- you could actually hear it
As the complaints moved up the train, - Fart: A Documentary 00:09
As the complaints moved up the train,
But to actually go out there and perform a show - Fart: A Documentary 00:10
But to actually go out there and perform a show
- ( farting ) - ...Strangely, I-- - Fart: A Documentary 00:06
- ( farting ) - ...Strangely, I--
You know, and there's times when I try and retire. - Fart: A Documentary 00:05
You know, and there's times when I try and retire.
No. You will go to Japan, you know, - Fart: A Documentary 00:08
No. You will go to Japan, you know,
Okay. One, two... - Fart: A Documentary 00:06
Okay. One, two...
Not-- not lots of times, but on the few occasions - Fart: A Documentary 00:11
Not-- not lots of times, but on the few occasions
( farting ) - Fart: A Documentary 00:06
( farting )
And I've had to sort of say, well, obviously, - Fart: A Documentary 00:06
And I've had to sort of say, well, obviously,
I think once was a BMW sales conference. - Fart: A Documentary 00:06
I think once was a BMW sales conference.
( fart ) - Fart: A Documentary 00:06
( fart )
So I came on the show and we sang a duet of "Da Doo Ron Ron." - Fart: A Documentary 00:15
So I came on the show and we sang a duet of "Da Doo Ron...
* And my heart stood still - Fart: A Documentary 00:09
* And my heart stood still
- * And his name was Bill - ( farting melody ) - Fart: A Documentary 00:07
- * And his name was Bill - ( farting melody )
I mean, we're going back, I think it was '90... - Fart: A Documentary 00:05
I mean, we're going back, I think it was '90...