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Fast Charlie

Charlie Swift is a fixer with a problem: the thug he's whacked is missing his head and Charlie will only be paid if the body can be identified. Enter Marcie Kramer, the victim's ex-wife and a woman with all the skills Charlie needs.

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Phillip Noyce

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action, crime, drama

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Foresight Unlimited,Screen Media Films

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Charlie Swift

Marcie Kramer

Morena Baccarin

Stan Mullen

Beggar

Gbenga Akinnagbe

Lloyd 'The Freak' Mercury

Christopher Matthew Cook

Milt

Benny

Sal

Mavis

Blade

Brennan Keel Cook

Celine

Susan Gallagher

Ronnie

Giselle

Lindsey G. Smith

Goat

Stephen Louis Grush

Stone Cold

Paulie

Gangster Girl

Tattoo Face

Tony D

Beggar's Man

Beggar's Bar Thug

Cohort

Hotel Repairman

Scott Allen Perry

Stan's Party Guest

Ace

Buggsy

Scott Gladstone

Bar Thug

Gary Wayne Loper

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Pants off!
Come on, motherfucker. - Fast Charlie

Pants off! Come on, motherfucker.

I always thought
my life would end like this, - Fast Charlie

I always thought my life would end like this,

One thing
you don't want to see, - Fast Charlie

One thing you don't want to see,

- Stan.
- Yeah? - Fast Charlie

- Stan. - Yeah?

- He's there right now.
- No, no, no, no. - Fast Charlie

- He's there right now. - No, no, no, no.

So, I told him that he won - Fast Charlie

So, I told him that he won

- That's pretty smart, right?
- Yeah. - Fast Charlie

- That's pretty smart, right? - Yeah.

Okay, make it quick.
You get one chance. - Fast Charlie

Okay, make it quick. You get one chance.

Uh, just, like,
a little blasting cap. - Fast Charlie

Uh, just, like, a little blasting cap.

I mean, how's Beggar - Fast Charlie

I mean, how's Beggar

- Sweet Jesus. - Fast Charlie

- Benny.
- How'd it go? - Fast Charlie

- Benny. - How'd it go?

Hey, listen,
there's no need to bother Stan. - Fast Charlie

Hey, listen, there's no need to bother Stan.

I'll make sure to look up
that life insurance policy - Fast Charlie

I'll make sure to look up that life insurance policy

You'll slap duct tape
over my mouth - Fast Charlie

You'll slap duct tape over my mouth

I expected him to be deceased
long before today, - Fast Charlie

I expected him to be deceased long before today,

Like someone stole his acorns
and he's gonna make 'em pay. - Fast Charlie

Like someone stole his acorns and he's gonna make '...

- I could be wrong.
- I was going for indignant. - Fast Charlie

- I could be wrong. - I was going for indignant.

I have a small problem,
Miss, uh-- - Fast Charlie

I have a small problem, Miss, uh--

I have to convince
a certain person - Fast Charlie

I have to convince a certain person

There's five grand in it for you - Fast Charlie

There's five grand in it for you

So, I'll save you the dough
and myself some time. - Fast Charlie

So, I'll save you the dough and myself some time.

It's usually
along the lines of someone - Fast Charlie

It's usually along the lines of someone

Anyway, he-- he made it
back here to Biloxi - Fast Charlie

Anyway, he-- he made it back here to Biloxi

So, we're being courteous to
our colleagues in New Orleans. - Fast Charlie

So, we're being courteous to our colleagues in New Orle...

- That's Rollo's ass.
- See? Come on, man. - Fast Charlie

- That's Rollo's ass. - See? Come on, man.

Bet you didn't know
Beggars and Rollo
were cellmates at Angola. - Fast Charlie

Bet you didn't know Beggars and Rollo were cellmates at...

If I ever hear anybody call me
Donut again, - Fast Charlie

If I ever hear anybody call me Donut again,

- What a mess.
- It's okay. The car is stolen. - Fast Charlie

- What a mess. - It's okay. The car is stolen.

Well, he was
more of a knife guy. - Fast Charlie

Well, he was more of a knife guy.

You know, they're kinda-- - Fast Charlie

You know, they're kinda--

Maybe go visit your brother, - Fast Charlie

Maybe go visit your brother,

Yeah, Scotty Porter - Fast Charlie

Yeah, Scotty Porter

Well, I distinctly taste lemon. - Fast Charlie

Well, I distinctly taste lemon.

- Yeah. It's called lemon.
- I detest cilantro. - Fast Charlie

- Yeah. It's called lemon. - I detest cilantro.

Domenic's is in the North End.
We're in Biloxi. - Fast Charlie

Domenic's is in the North End. We're in Biloxi.

Anyway, the point is, it's
very good, don't get me wrong. - Fast Charlie

Anyway, the point is, it's very good, don't get me...

Well, the only way to make money
in that business is to skim. - Fast Charlie

Well, the only way to make money in that business is to skim...

No, well, I mean,
who in their right mind - Fast Charlie

No, well, I mean, who in their right mind

You know, you have to
divest yourself - Fast Charlie

You know, you have to divest yourself

Stan Mullin, my boss. - Fast Charlie

Stan Mullin, my boss.

So, I took it upon myself - Fast Charlie

So, I took it upon myself

Leftovers are in the fridge
in case you're hungry later. - Fast Charlie

Leftovers are in the fridge in case you're hungry later...

- Too bad about the kid.
- Yeah, it's a shame. - Fast Charlie

- Too bad about the kid. - Yeah, it's a shame.

What were you thinking, - Fast Charlie

What were you thinking,

- We gonna have any trouble?
- No. - Fast Charlie

- We gonna have any trouble? - No.

- Sleep well.
- Thanks, partner. - Fast Charlie

- Sleep well. - Thanks, partner.

Beggar Mercado, - Fast Charlie

Beggar Mercado,

Kid named Blade.
Maybe you know him. - Fast Charlie

Kid named Blade. Maybe you know him.

- How's Stan?
- Still Stan. - Fast Charlie

- How's Stan? - Still Stan.

I got a lot of ideas
I know he'd like. - Fast Charlie

I got a lot of ideas I know he'd like.

New construction, - Fast Charlie

New construction,

You're his guy.
Make it happen. - Fast Charlie

You're his guy. Make it happen.

First time Rollo's ever
contributed anything - Fast Charlie

First time Rollo's ever contributed anything

- By the way, why didn't you?
- What? - Fast Charlie

- By the way, why didn't you? - What?

Slap duct tape over my mouth,
put me next to Rollo? - Fast Charlie

Slap duct tape over my mouth, put me next to Rollo?

Besides, you dealt
with the situation straight up. - Fast Charlie

Besides, you dealt with the situation straight up.

- Wow, where'd that come from?
- My mouth. - Fast Charlie

- Wow, where'd that come from? - My mouth.

Which appears to have
circumvented my brain, - Fast Charlie

Which appears to have circumvented my brain,

- Mm. Phenomenal.
- Good. - Fast Charlie

- Mm. Phenomenal. - Good.

Who'd have thunk you'd find
something this divine - Fast Charlie

Who'd have thunk you'd find something this divine

Not so good at English,
but fantastic chef. - Fast Charlie

Not so good at English, but fantastic chef.

Malfatti, - Fast Charlie

- But mostly Italian.
- Why Italian? - Fast Charlie

- But mostly Italian. - Why Italian?

Well, when I was stationed
in Italy for a while there, - Fast Charlie

Well, when I was stationed in Italy for a while there,

I like giving everlasting life - Fast Charlie

I like giving everlasting life

When I give
a hunter back his trophy, - Fast Charlie

When I give a hunter back his trophy,

No more than being
an enforcer for some mob. - Fast Charlie

No more than being an enforcer for some mob.

I'm more like a, um, concierge. - Fast Charlie

I'm more like a, um, concierge.

And if I needed tickets - Fast Charlie

And if I needed tickets

Yeah.
What were you thinking,
Charlie? - Fast Charlie

Yeah. What were you thinking, Charlie?

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - Fast Charlie

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

- I'm on a fuckin' diet, Charlie.
- I don't know about that, Benny. - Fast Charlie

- I'm on a fuckin' diet, Charlie. - I don't k...

Benny Morin. - Fast Charlie

So, this is what I merit now,
a store-bought birthday cake? - Fast Charlie

So, this is what I merit now, a store-bought birthday cake?

Yeah, those fancy bakery cakes. - Fast Charlie

Yeah, those fancy bakery cakes.

If you're gonna stay
for the game, - Fast Charlie

If you're gonna stay for the game,

You know, I was thinking, - Fast Charlie

You know, I was thinking,

In 20 years from now, - Fast Charlie

In 20 years from now,

Now, that's the only law
of the universe - Fast Charlie

Now, that's the only law of the universe

I got a place
in Gulf Park - Fast Charlie

I got a place in Gulf Park

Playing 'em during the day - Fast Charlie

Playing 'em during the day

You know, now,
that sounds like a plan. - Fast Charlie

You know, now, that sounds like a plan.

Plan you want you want God to laugh you make a plan - Fast Charlie

Plan you want you want God to laugh you make a plan

I'm gonna sit him
right in front of me, - Fast Charlie

I'm gonna sit him right in front of me,

See, here's the thing
that I did learn, though, - Fast Charlie

See, here's the thing that I did learn, though,

It'll get you dirty,
and he'll like it. - Fast Charlie

It'll get you dirty, and he'll like it.

- Go on. Get him. Pick him up. - Fast Charlie

- Go on. Get him. Pick him up.

You've reached Benny,
leave a message. - Fast Charlie

You've reached Benny, leave a message.

Hi,
this is Stan Mullens. - Fast Charlie

Hi, this is Stan Mullens.

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Charlie Swift is a fixer with a problem: the thug he's whacked is missing his head and Charlie will only be paid if the body can be identified. Enter Marcie Kramer, the victim's ex-wife and a woman with all the skills Charlie needs.

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Director: Phillip Noyce

Writer: Richard Wenk, Victor Gischler

Production: Foresight Unlimited,Screen Media Films

Genre: action, crime, drama

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.2

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 08 Dec 2023

Awards: N/A

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