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Fast Charlie

Charlie Swift is a fixer with a problem: the thug he's whacked is missing his head and Charlie will only be paid if the body can be identified. Enter Marcie Kramer, the victim's ex-wife and a woman with all the skills Charlie needs.

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Phillip Noyce

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action, crime, drama

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Foresight Unlimited,Screen Media Films

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Charlie Swift

Marcie Kramer

Morena Baccarin

Stan Mullen

Beggar

Gbenga Akinnagbe

Lloyd 'The Freak' Mercury

Christopher Matthew Cook

Milt

Benny

Sal

Mavis

Blade

Brennan Keel Cook

Celine

Susan Gallagher

Ronnie

Giselle

Lindsey G. Smith

Goat

Stephen Louis Grush

Stone Cold

Paulie

Gangster Girl

Tattoo Face

Tony D

Beggar's Man

Beggar's Bar Thug

Cohort

Hotel Repairman

Scott Allen Perry

Stan's Party Guest

Ace

Buggsy

Scott Gladstone

Bar Thug

Gary Wayne Loper

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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ - Fast Charlie

♪ For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly go...

And to stay vital, - Fast Charlie

And to stay vital,

Then be good
to yourself, Charlie, - Fast Charlie

Then be good to yourself, Charlie,

Understand, - Fast Charlie

All right, Benny, - Fast Charlie

All right, Benny,

He went to go meet
some guys over at the club. - Fast Charlie

He went to go meet some guys over at the club.

I always say goodbye
to him before work. - Fast Charlie

I always say goodbye to him before work.

Betrayal's a funny thing. - Fast Charlie

Betrayal's a funny thing.

- Ooh! Give me some shake!
- Like roaches. - Fast Charlie

- Ooh! Give me some shake! - Like roaches.

I bet you she'd be glad
to see you come home - Fast Charlie

I bet you she'd be glad to see you come home

Charlie, Beggar said
Stan was finished here. - Fast Charlie

Charlie, Beggar said Stan was finished here.

Out of his fuckin' mind,
looking for whatever
that Rollo guy had on him. - Fast Charlie

Out of his fuckin' mind, looking for whatever that Roll...

Ooh, baby! - Fast Charlie

Hello, Mr. Swift. - Fast Charlie

Hello, Mr. Swift.

I have a ferret - Fast Charlie

I have a ferret

- He got a name?
- Uh-huh. Rocky. - Fast Charlie

- He got a name? - Uh-huh. Rocky.

I'm gonna need
a little more time with him, - Fast Charlie

I'm gonna need a little more time with him,

- I just want the best for Rocky.
- You got it. - Fast Charlie

- I just want the best for Rocky. - You got it.

Tony,
did you find the package? - Fast Charlie

Tony, did you find the package?

What do you want? - Fast Charlie

What do you want?

And how
are you gonna do that? - Fast Charlie

And how are you gonna do that?

Oh, you got
a long way to go, my friend. - Fast Charlie

Oh, you got a long way to go, my friend.

I got more men
than you got bullets. - Fast Charlie

I got more men than you got bullets.

Men, I'm not so sure. - Fast Charlie

Men, I'm not so sure.

Or I could find out
what Rollo had on you - Fast Charlie

Or I could find out what Rollo had on you

How's that sound? - Fast Charlie

How's that sound?

♪ I keep on
Turning these pages I write ♪ - Fast Charlie

♪ I keep on Turning these pages I write ♪

Just tell us where it's at, - Fast Charlie

Just tell us where it's at,

- Long billed woodcock.
- Yeah? - Fast Charlie

- Long billed woodcock. - Yeah?

Can you put that down,
I've been working on it
for 30 hours already. - Fast Charlie

Can you put that down, I've been working on it for 30 h...

Now I see
why you like that old man car. - Fast Charlie

Now I see why you like that old man car.

Told me he'd give me 50 grand
if I would help him rent - Fast Charlie

Told me he'd give me 50 grand if I would help him rent

I told him the whole thing
was gonna blow up in his face,
and it did. - Fast Charlie

I told him the whole thing was gonna blow up in his face, an...

Well, I'm gonna dump these guys, - Fast Charlie

Well, I'm gonna dump these guys,

- What would you have me do?
Sit in some hotel room?
- I don't-- - Fast Charlie

- What would you have me do? Sit in some hotel room? - I don...

- What if you get killed first?
- Well-- - Fast Charlie

- What if you get killed first? - Well--

Besides, do you have
any idea where Rollo lived, - Fast Charlie

Besides, do you have any idea where Rollo lived,

I do. That 50 grand could really
change things for me. - Fast Charlie

I do. That 50 grand could really change things for me.

So, this 50 grand, - Fast Charlie

So, this 50 grand,

LSU campus in Baton Rouge, - Fast Charlie

LSU campus in Baton Rouge,

Uh, they said
that they would like to hire me - Fast Charlie

Uh, they said that they would like to hire me

- Hmm. Professor.
- No, not quite. - Fast Charlie

- Hmm. Professor. - No, not quite.

Twenty thousand
pays for the course, - Fast Charlie

Twenty thousand pays for the course,

My line of work, it's best
not to have any long-term plans. - Fast Charlie

My line of work, it's best not to have any long-term pl...

However,
it does have a kitchen. - Fast Charlie

However, it does have a kitchen.

So, Beggar, - Fast Charlie

Stan Mullen, my boss,
my friend of 33 years. - Fast Charlie

Stan Mullen, my boss, my friend of 33 years.

A man who played by the rules,
kept his word, - Fast Charlie

A man who played by the rules, kept his word,

He deserved
to go out on his terms, - Fast Charlie

He deserved to go out on his terms,

When I was five, - Fast Charlie

When I was five,

He'd come in, I'd give him
a gun, and he'd say "draw." - Fast Charlie

He'd come in, I'd give him a gun, and he'd sa...

He'd make me
put my hands up in the air, - Fast Charlie

He'd make me put my hands up in the air,

Then, one day,
I reared up and I said, - Fast Charlie

Then, one day, I reared up and I said,

...one night, I tell this
to Stan, and he says, - Fast Charlie

...one night, I tell this to Stan, and he says,

Soon as he came in,
you should've been hiding - Fast Charlie

Soon as he came in, you should've been hiding

I mean, fuck giving him a gun,
and fuck giving him a chance." - Fast Charlie

I mean, fuck giving him a gun, and fuck giving him a chance....

You play
by someone else's rules, - Fast Charlie

You play by someone else's rules,

Hmm. Lifted the weight - Fast Charlie

Hmm. Lifted the weight

♪ True love to true love ♪ - Fast Charlie

♪ True love to true love ♪

♪ Trying to be a good boy ♪ - Fast Charlie

♪ Trying to be a good boy ♪

'Til I realized that
he was always one scheme away - Fast Charlie

'Til I realized that he was always one scheme away

After Beggar's guys - Fast Charlie

After Beggar's guys

Red lockbox, yea big.
Picture of a mustang on it. - Fast Charlie

Red lockbox, yea big. Picture of a mustang on it.

I knew that look. - Fast Charlie

I knew that look.

- AirLine Inn. - Fast Charlie

Listen, I'd like to check
on my room charges, please. - Fast Charlie

Listen, I'd like to check on my room charges, please.

If you'd like, I can send
a current bill up to your room. - Fast Charlie

If you'd like, I can send a current bill up to your roo...

Attention, all hotel guests! - Fast Charlie

Attention, all hotel guests!

Keep your room door locked
until further notice. - Fast Charlie

Keep your room door locked until further notice.

There's an active shooter
in the hotel. - Fast Charlie

There's an active shooter in the hotel.

Mm. This one was different.
Deluxe model. - Fast Charlie

Mm. This one was different. Deluxe model.

Don't get any ideas - Fast Charlie

Don't get any ideas

You know,
you really oughta start thinking
about an exit plan. - Fast Charlie

You know, you really oughta start thinking about an exit pla...

A place to retire, - Fast Charlie

A place to retire,

I was thinking about
buying one of these. - Fast Charlie

I was thinking about buying one of these.

But, you know, it's beautiful. - Fast Charlie

But, you know, it's beautiful.

I mean, you can find these
all over Italy. - Fast Charlie

I mean, you can find these all over Italy.

- How long you been looking?
- Couple of years. - Fast Charlie

- How long you been looking? - Couple of years.

Well, what are you waiting for?
For them to go down to 50 cents? - Fast Charlie

Well, what are you waiting for? For them to go down to 50 ce...

Rollo's got a price on his head
and is running for his life. - Fast Charlie

Rollo's got a price on his head and is running for his ...

Still, he calls his mama
three times from the hotel. - Fast Charlie

Still, he calls his mama three times from the hotel.

Well,
if it isn't "Ms. Whores R Us." - Fast Charlie

Well, if it isn't "Ms. Whores R Us."

You claimin' I entertain
my son's friends here
for a small fee? - Fast Charlie

You claimin' I entertain my son's friends here for...

- There's a shed out back
he uses as his man cave.
- Don't you touch his shit! - Fast Charlie

- There's a shed out back he uses as his man cave. - Do...

Probably up your gaping asshole,
son stealer. - Fast Charlie

Probably up your gaping asshole, son stealer.

That ain't your property,
you testicle sucker. - Fast Charlie

That ain't your property, you testicle sucker.

If he wanted you to have it, - Fast Charlie

If he wanted you to have it,

You were running around
with a Budweiser in one hand - Fast Charlie

You were running around with a Budweiser in one hand

July 29, seven, two, nine. - Fast Charlie

July 29, seven, two, nine.

50 grand?
In unmarked 20s and 50s? - Fast Charlie

50 grand? In unmarked 20s and 50s?

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Charlie Swift is a fixer with a problem: the thug he's whacked is missing his head and Charlie will only be paid if the body can be identified. Enter Marcie Kramer, the victim's ex-wife and a woman with all the skills Charlie needs.

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Director: Phillip Noyce

Writer: Richard Wenk, Victor Gischler

Production: Foresight Unlimited,Screen Media Films

Genre: action, crime, drama

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.2

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 08 Dec 2023

Awards: N/A

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