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Bill Cosby: [after hearing a knock at his door] Oh, people wait till you get to the top of the stairs, then they knock. Who is it?
Fat Albert: It's Fat Albert.
Bill Cosby: Yeah, right.
[Cosby answers the door, finds Fat Albert on his doorstep]
Fat Albert: Hello. I'm looking for Mr. Cosby. Are you his dad?
[holds out his hand]
Fat Albert: I'm... I'm Fat Albert.
[Cosby faints and Fat Albert catches him]
Fat Albert: Whoa! Uh... Help! He--!
[cut to Cosby's study; Cosby holds an ice pack to his head; Fat Albert stands over him]
Fat Albert: I'm sorry, Mr. Cosby. I didn't mean to startle you. You OK?
Bill Cosby: No, no, it's all right, son.
[stands up]
Bill Cosby: Thank you. My boy, how did you get into this predicament?
Fat Albert: Well, I crawled out of the TV set.
Bill Cosby: Crawled out of the TV set? Well, how? How?
Fat Albert: I crawled out because I heard her crying.
Bill Cosby: Who's you heard?
Fat Albert: Well, I heard Doris. She was sitting on the couch, and she was crying.
Bill Cosby: Doris who?
Fat Albert: Doris Robertson.
Bill Cosby: Doris Robertson?
Fat Albert: Yeah.
Bill Cosby: Do you know where they live?
Fat Albert: North Philly.
Bill Cosby: [groans] Albert Robertson... is Doris Robertson's grandfather. He died some time ago. I designed your character after Albert Robertson. And you heard her spirit, and you crawled through the set?
Fat Albert: I guess so.
Bill Cosby: Well, that's just fine, son. All you have to do is, you just crawl back into the set...
Fat Albert: I don't want to...
Bill Cosby: ...we're ready. "Hey, hey, hey!"
Fat Albert: Yeah, hey, hey, hey, but I want to stay.
Bill Cosby: Oh-ho-ho, no, you can't do that. See, you're a cartoon. You're a cartoon and you have your fellas waiting for you to do more stories. Your fans are waiting to see you on TV so you can solve problems.
Fat Albert: Well, I don't want to go back in there.
Bill Cosby: What do you mean? You ca...
Fat Albert: No, I want to stay here, in the real world.
Bill Cosby: You can't stay out here. You stay out here, you're gonna turn into celluloid dust.
[Fat Albert looks shocked]
Fat Albert: It's Fat Albert.
Bill Cosby: Yeah, right.
[Cosby answers the door, finds Fat Albert on his doorstep]
Fat Albert: Hello. I'm looking for Mr. Cosby. Are you his dad?
[holds out his hand]
Fat Albert: I'm... I'm Fat Albert.
[Cosby faints and Fat Albert catches him]
Fat Albert: Whoa! Uh... Help! He--!
[cut to Cosby's study; Cosby holds an ice pack to his head; Fat Albert stands over him]
Fat Albert: I'm sorry, Mr. Cosby. I didn't mean to startle you. You OK?
Bill Cosby: No, no, it's all right, son.
[stands up]
Bill Cosby: Thank you. My boy, how did you get into this predicament?
Fat Albert: Well, I crawled out of the TV set.
Bill Cosby: Crawled out of the TV set? Well, how? How?
Fat Albert: I crawled out because I heard her crying.
Bill Cosby: Who's you heard?
Fat Albert: Well, I heard Doris. She was sitting on the couch, and she was crying.
Bill Cosby: Doris who?
Fat Albert: Doris Robertson.
Bill Cosby: Doris Robertson?
Fat Albert: Yeah.
Bill Cosby: Do you know where they live?
Fat Albert: North Philly.
Bill Cosby: [groans] Albert Robertson... is Doris Robertson's grandfather. He died some time ago. I designed your character after Albert Robertson. And you heard her spirit, and you crawled through the set?
Fat Albert: I guess so.
Bill Cosby: Well, that's just fine, son. All you have to do is, you just crawl back into the set...
Fat Albert: I don't want to...
Bill Cosby: ...we're ready. "Hey, hey, hey!"
Fat Albert: Yeah, hey, hey, hey, but I want to stay.
Bill Cosby: Oh-ho-ho, no, you can't do that. See, you're a cartoon. You're a cartoon and you have your fellas waiting for you to do more stories. Your fans are waiting to see you on TV so you can solve problems.
Fat Albert: Well, I don't want to go back in there.
Bill Cosby: What do you mean? You ca...
Fat Albert: No, I want to stay here, in the real world.
Bill Cosby: You can't stay out here. You stay out here, you're gonna turn into celluloid dust.
[Fat Albert looks shocked]
Full Transcript
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Doris Robertson
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Yeah Do you know where they live
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Uh North Philly
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Albert Robertson
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is Doris Robertson's grandfather
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He died some time ago
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I designed your character after Albert Robertson
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And you heard her spirit
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and you crawled through the set
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I I guess so Well that's just fine son
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All you have to do is you just crawl back into the set
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I don't want to go back into the set We're ready to go
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Hey hey hey Yeah hey hey hey I want to stay
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Oh ho ho No you can't do that See you're a cartoon
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You're a cartoon and you have your fellas waiting for you to do more stories
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Your fans are waiting to see you on TV so you can solve problems
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Oh no I don't want to go back into the TV
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What do you mean you don't want to go back
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No I want to stay here in the real world You can't
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You can't stay out here
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You stay out here
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you're gonna turn into celluloid dust
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Movie Summary
Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids come to life and step out of their animated, inner-city Philadelphia world.
