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Fat Ass Zombies

In a sleepy town, one man, a wannabe horror film director is about to have his life and the world he knows change forever. Finally, he gets the big break he has been waiting a lifetime for, but its not Hollywood knocking on his door.

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Let's get you back
to your house okay? - Fat Ass Zombies

Let's get you back to your house okay?

Okay, Mrs. Henry I'm
just gonna head back in, - Fat Ass Zombies

Okay, Mrs. Henry I'm just gonna head back in,

Okay, okay, uh, you
should change your pants - Fat Ass Zombies

Okay, okay, uh, you should change your pants

I mean, I'm gonna need
therapy after that, - Fat Ass Zombies

I mean, I'm gonna need therapy after that,

- You know what, there
hasn't been a brother - Fat Ass Zombies

- You know what, there hasn't been a brother

- Hey, you're Pistol
Love's nephew aren't you? - Fat Ass Zombies

- Hey, you're Pistol Love's nephew aren't you...

- Man, we were just
talking about him. - Fat Ass Zombies

- Man, we were just talking about him.

What's this bullshit
lies we've been hearing - Fat Ass Zombies

What's this bullshit lies we've been hearing

(sniffing) - Fat Ass Zombies

- Tell 'em, daddy!
- Why don't you get - Fat Ass Zombies

- Tell 'em, daddy! - Why don't you get

Going for a Guinness
world record? - Fat Ass Zombies

Going for a Guinness world record?

- I saw it on Instagram,
I saw it on Instagram, - Fat Ass Zombies

- I saw it on Instagram, I saw it on Instagram,

This town is going to be
chewing on my gristle for years. - Fat Ass Zombies

This town is going to be chewing on my gristle for years.

- Well, if he's gone he's gone, - Fat Ass Zombies

- Well, if he's gone he's gone,

And pick up two weeks
of dog shit 'cause - Fat Ass Zombies

And pick up two weeks of dog shit 'cause

- Well I got good
news and good news; - Fat Ass Zombies

- Well I got good news and good news;

Help me out
Sam-alam-a-ding-dong, - Fat Ass Zombies

Help me out Sam-alam-a-ding-dong,

- It wasn't her eyes
that were the problem, - Fat Ass Zombies

- It wasn't her eyes that were the problem,

- What, is he
butt-naked or something? - Fat Ass Zombies

- What, is he butt-naked or something?

(yelling) - Fat Ass Zombies

(yelling) - Fat Ass Zombies

- There ain't no Asian
curse, it's rabies, - Fat Ass Zombies

- There ain't no Asian curse, it's rabies,

- Well that's one dog
you're better than, Sam. - Fat Ass Zombies

- Well that's one dog you're better than, Sam.

We're gonna get to the van, - Fat Ass Zombies

We're gonna get to the van,

- Jojo, the ladle, man,
you look ridiculous. - Fat Ass Zombies

- Jojo, the ladle, man, you look ridiculous.

Put they keys in
there, come on, man! - Fat Ass Zombies

Put they keys in there, come on, man!

- We are two months
behind on our dojo rent, - Fat Ass Zombies

- We are two months behind on our dojo rent,

- Okay, at the very
least we have to contact - Fat Ass Zombies

- Okay, at the very least we have to contact

Hey, he's the one
feeding Noodles vomit - Fat Ass Zombies

Hey, he's the one feeding Noodles vomit

- Oh, uh, I knocked
and the door was open, - Fat Ass Zombies

- Oh, uh, I knocked and the door was open,

State and local
authorities have issued - Fat Ass Zombies

State and local authorities have issued

- The authorities will
be issuing further - Fat Ass Zombies

- The authorities will be issuing further

- Sam, is that your mailman
chasing Mrs. Henry's dog? - Fat Ass Zombies

- Sam, is that your mailman chasing Mrs. Henry's dog?

* Moments are such
fleeting things * - Fat Ass Zombies

* Moments are such fleeting things *

* It's strange though - Fat Ass Zombies

* It's strange though

- How are we the
only people in Texas - Fat Ass Zombies

- How are we the only people in Texas

Good morning, you're
live on the air - Fat Ass Zombies

Good morning, you're live on the air

- Alright, so the town
has been overrun-- - Fat Ass Zombies

- Alright, so the town has been overrun--

- Shit happens, Sam, I'm
sorry about that, okay? - Fat Ass Zombies

- Shit happens, Sam, I'm sorry about that, okay?

Now the rest of you
idiots, outta here, - Fat Ass Zombies

Now the rest of you idiots, outta here,

(banging) - Fat Ass Zombies

(yelling) - Fat Ass Zombies

(speaks in foreign language) - Fat Ass Zombies

(speaks in foreign language)

- Look, if these people
want to kill themselves, - Fat Ass Zombies

- Look, if these people want to kill themselves,

- Now this is a
perfect example of us - Fat Ass Zombies

- Now this is a perfect example of us

- The people of the Southern
States are as American - Fat Ass Zombies

- The people of the Southern States are as American

If you were in this
room I would bitch-slap - Fat Ass Zombies

If you were in this room I would bitch-slap

- I was gonna finish
my associates degree. - Fat Ass Zombies

- I was gonna finish my associates degree.

* I'm losing myself - Fat Ass Zombies

* I'm losing myself

- [Reporter] This just in:
the White House released - Fat Ass Zombies

- [Reporter] This just in: the White House released

The rioters are attacking
innocent people in their cars. - Fat Ass Zombies

The rioters are attacking innocent people in their cars.

- The town is right next to
the Mexican border, no wall, - Fat Ass Zombies

- The town is right next to the Mexican border, no wall,

(speaks in foreign language) - Fat Ass Zombies

(speaks in foreign language)

Tell me; what are
you going to do - Fat Ass Zombies

Tell me; what are you going to do

No, I'll tell you what you want; - Fat Ass Zombies

No, I'll tell you what you want;

That's right a gun, so that
you can protect your family - Fat Ass Zombies

That's right a gun, so that you can protect your family

(howling) - Fat Ass Zombies

- No, no, no, no, see, I
am making my own movie. - Fat Ass Zombies

- No, no, no, no, see, I am making my own movie.

I'm doing one about a
shitty filmmaker making - Fat Ass Zombies

I'm doing one about a shitty filmmaker making

- You really think
someone would watch that? - Fat Ass Zombies

- You really think someone would watch that?

(laughing) - Fat Ass Zombies

(gun firing)
- Get out of here. - Fat Ass Zombies

(gun firing) - Get out of here.

- Weapons work better
with ammunition. - Fat Ass Zombies

- Weapons work better with ammunition.

* It's making me sad now - Fat Ass Zombies

* It's making me sad now

- Seems like everyone
thinks the bar - Fat Ass Zombies

- Seems like everyone thinks the bar

- And it doesn't matter anyway, - Fat Ass Zombies

- And it doesn't matter anyway,

- So you're going to
film us while we get - Fat Ass Zombies

- So you're going to film us while we get

(farting) - Fat Ass Zombies

(crowd applauds) - Fat Ass Zombies

(crowd applauds)

- Hello, hey, Popper here, - Fat Ass Zombies

- Hello, hey, Popper here,

Or fixed something on your car - Fat Ass Zombies

Or fixed something on your car

Hey, there's one man
here tonight who saw - Fat Ass Zombies

Hey, there's one man here tonight who saw

He said the shit was
gonna hit the fan, - Fat Ass Zombies

He said the shit was gonna hit the fan,

He's my main man, my
best friend, Sammy P. - Fat Ass Zombies

He's my main man, my best friend, Sammy P.

His movie didn't even make
it into the damn festival! - Fat Ass Zombies

His movie didn't even make it into the damn festival!

Ladies and gentleman,
our zombie maestro - Fat Ass Zombies

Ladies and gentleman, our zombie maestro

(crowd claps) - Fat Ass Zombies

- Well, um, so I've
been thinking, um, - Fat Ass Zombies

- Well, um, so I've been thinking, um,

The world out there
is upside down; - Fat Ass Zombies

The world out there is upside down;

And you know, we can sit
here and we can drink - Fat Ass Zombies

And you know, we can sit here and we can drink

We can show the world
that we are one people, - Fat Ass Zombies

We can show the world that we are one people,

This town, yeah it
might be dried up, - Fat Ass Zombies

This town, yeah it might be dried up,

We can make a movie as one, - Fat Ass Zombies

We can make a movie as one,

- Have you heard the term
DOA, dead on arrival. - Fat Ass Zombies

- Have you heard the term DOA, dead on arrival.

You jackasses, go make
your homemade movie, - Fat Ass Zombies

You jackasses, go make your homemade movie,

(crowd booing)
- Come on. - Fat Ass Zombies

(crowd booing) - Come on.

(intense rock music) - Fat Ass Zombies

(intense rock music)

There are many, many,
many bonuses to the film - Fat Ass Zombies

There are many, many, many bonuses to the film

Number two De Niro,
or money as we call it - Fat Ass Zombies

Number two De Niro, or money as we call it

So think about it, think
about it like this okay, - Fat Ass Zombies

So think about it, think about it like this okay,

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In a sleepy town, one man, a wannabe horror film director is about to have his life and the world he knows change forever. Finally, he gets the big break he has been waiting a lifetime for, but its not Hollywood knocking on his door.

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Director: Giorgio

Writer: George Bennett, Christopher De Maria, Brave Matthews

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2020

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ImdbRating: 3.0

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Released: 18 Feb 2020

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