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Fat Ass Zombies

How are we theonly people in Texas that don't own guns?

How are we the
only people in Texas that don't own guns?

Full Transcript

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- How are we the only people in Texas
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that don't own guns?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:39
Uploaded
May 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In a sleepy town, one man, a wannabe horror film director is about to have his life and the world he knows change forever. Finally, he gets the big break he has been waiting a lifetime for, but its not Hollywood knocking on his door.
Good morning, you're live on the air - Fat Ass Zombies 00:05
Good morning, you're live on the air
- Alright, so the town has been overrun-- - Fat Ass Zombies 00:07
- Alright, so the town has been overrun--
- Shit happens, Sam, I'm sorry about that, okay? - Fat Ass Zombies 00:04
- Shit happens, Sam, I'm sorry about that, okay?
Now the rest of you idiots, outta here, - Fat Ass Zombies 00:05
Now the rest of you idiots, outta here,
(banging) - Fat Ass Zombies 00:06
(banging)
(yelling) - Fat Ass Zombies 00:06
(yelling)
(speaks in foreign language) - Fat Ass Zombies 00:13
(speaks in foreign language)
- Look, if these people want to kill themselves, - Fat Ass Zombies 00:05
- Look, if these people want to kill themselves,
- Now this is a perfect example of us - Fat Ass Zombies 00:06
- Now this is a perfect example of us
- The people of the Southern States are as American - Fat Ass Zombies 00:05
- The people of the Southern States are as American
If you were in this room I would bitch-slap - Fat Ass Zombies 00:04
If you were in this room I would bitch-slap
- I was gonna finish my associates degree. - Fat Ass Zombies 00:05
- I was gonna finish my associates degree.
* I'm losing myself - Fat Ass Zombies 00:11
* I'm losing myself
- [Reporter] This just in: the White House released - Fat Ass Zombies 00:05
- [Reporter] This just in: the White House released
The rioters are attacking innocent people in their cars. - Fat Ass Zombies 00:04
The rioters are attacking innocent people in their cars.
- The town is right next to the Mexican border, no wall, - Fat Ass Zombies 00:08
- The town is right next to the Mexican border, no wall,
(speaks in foreign language) - Fat Ass Zombies 00:06
(speaks in foreign language)
Tell me; what are you going to do - Fat Ass Zombies 00:06
Tell me; what are you going to do
No, I'll tell you what you want; - Fat Ass Zombies 00:06
No, I'll tell you what you want;
That's right a gun, so that you can protect your family - Fat Ass Zombies 00:08
That's right a gun, so that you can protect your family