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Fat Ass Zombies

(yelling) - Shit that wasn't even close!

(yelling) - Shit that wasn't even close!

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(yelling)
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- Shit that wasn't even close!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:03
Uploaded
May 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In a sleepy town, one man, a wannabe horror film director is about to have his life and the world he knows change forever. Finally, he gets the big break he has been waiting a lifetime for, but its not Hollywood knocking on his door.
- There ain't no Asian curse, it's rabies, - Fat Ass Zombies 00:06
- There ain't no Asian curse, it's rabies,
- Well that's one dog you're better than, Sam. - Fat Ass Zombies 00:05
- Well that's one dog you're better than, Sam.
We're gonna get to the van, - Fat Ass Zombies 00:05
We're gonna get to the van,
- Jojo, the ladle, man, you look ridiculous. - Fat Ass Zombies 00:05
- Jojo, the ladle, man, you look ridiculous.
Put they keys in there, come on, man! - Fat Ass Zombies 00:04
Put they keys in there, come on, man!
- We are two months behind on our dojo rent, - Fat Ass Zombies 00:04
- We are two months behind on our dojo rent,
- Okay, at the very least we have to contact - Fat Ass Zombies 00:05
- Okay, at the very least we have to contact
Hey, he's the one feeding Noodles vomit - Fat Ass Zombies 00:05
Hey, he's the one feeding Noodles vomit
- Oh, uh, I knocked and the door was open, - Fat Ass Zombies 00:07
- Oh, uh, I knocked and the door was open,
State and local authorities have issued - Fat Ass Zombies 00:04
State and local authorities have issued
- The authorities will be issuing further - Fat Ass Zombies 00:07
- The authorities will be issuing further
- Sam, is that your mailman chasing Mrs. Henry's dog? - Fat Ass Zombies 00:05
- Sam, is that your mailman chasing Mrs. Henry's dog?
* Moments are such fleeting things * - Fat Ass Zombies 00:06
* Moments are such fleeting things *
* It's strange though - Fat Ass Zombies 00:09
* It's strange though
- How are we the only people in Texas - Fat Ass Zombies 00:05
- How are we the only people in Texas
Good morning, you're live on the air - Fat Ass Zombies 00:05
Good morning, you're live on the air
- Alright, so the town has been overrun-- - Fat Ass Zombies 00:07
- Alright, so the town has been overrun--
- Shit happens, Sam, I'm sorry about that, okay? - Fat Ass Zombies 00:04
- Shit happens, Sam, I'm sorry about that, okay?
Now the rest of you idiots, outta here, - Fat Ass Zombies 00:05
Now the rest of you idiots, outta here,
(banging) - Fat Ass Zombies 00:06
(banging)