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A, please don't patronize me and B, no music, okay?
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Father Figures

A, please don't patronize meand B, no music, okay?

A, please don't patronize me
and B, no music, okay?

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A, please don't patronize me and B, no music, okay?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:03
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Alcon Entertainment,The Montecito Picture Company,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

Upon learning that their mother has been lying to them for years about their allegedly deceased father, two fraternal twin brothers hit the road in order to find him.
No! I don't want to listen to music. - Father Figures 00:05
No! I don't want to listen to music.
We're not gonna get the keys - Father Figures 00:06
We're not gonna get the keys
All you've ever done is rub your amazing life in my face. - Father Figures 00:07
All you've ever done is rub your amazing life in my fac...
Your trophies and your friends - Father Figures 00:07
Your trophies and your friends
Growing up was literally - Father Figures 00:06
Growing up was literally
Pete, I thought you liked hearing about my hook-ups - Father Figures 00:07
Pete, I thought you liked hearing about my hook-ups
And guess what? The second her skin cleared up, - Father Figures 00:05
And guess what? The second her skin cleared up,
You even had the balls to come home - Father Figures 00:06
You even had the balls to come home
Junior year, she got contacts - Father Figures 00:08
Junior year, she got contacts
"This chick loves sausage, Pete." - Father Figures 00:05
"This chick loves sausage, Pete."
If I have to hear about your goddamn - Father Figures 00:06
If I have to hear about your goddamn
The picture on the bottles could be literally anybody! - Father Figures 00:05
The picture on the bottles could be literally anybody!
The way you've lived, - Father Figures 00:11
The way you've lived,
You know, just because you think your life sucks. Okay? - Father Figures 00:05
You know, just because you think your life sucks. Okay?
You decide to go ahead and marry - Father Figures 00:08
You decide to go ahead and marry
In fact, maybe if you tried - Father Figures 00:07
In fact, maybe if you tried
God damn it! You broke my glasses. - Father Figures 00:05
God damn it! You broke my glasses.
Hey, guys, my Negro spider senses is tingling. - Father Figures 00:06
Hey, guys, my Negro spider senses is tingling.
I think we may be on a choo-choo track. - Father Figures 00:05
I think we may be on a choo-choo track.
While you were lying on a beach in Maui, I was home, - Father Figures 00:05
While you were lying on a beach in Maui, I was home,