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Father of the Year

Quick update.Titties are gone and I'm gonna kill you. Let's go, Mardy.I don't want him to...

[automated voice] 3:04 a.m. [Wayne] Quick update.
Titties are gone and I'm gonna kill you. Let's go, Mardy.
I don't want him to be the late kid

Full Transcript

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[automated voice] 3:04 a.m.
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[Wayne] Quick update. Titties are gone and I'm gonna kill you.
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Let's go, Mardy. I don't want him to be the late kid.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:55
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Two college grads return to their hometown, where a hypothetical question -- whose dad would win in a fight? -- leads to mass mayhem.
-I know. I know. I'm coming. I'm coming. -[Aiden] Does he have to come? - Father of the Year 00:04
-I know. I know. I'm coming. I'm coming. -[Aiden] ...
[automated voice] 3:07 a.m. - Father of the Year 00:20
[automated voice] 3:07 a.m.
[stutters] I've developed some cramps and a headache. - Father of the Year 00:04
[stutters] I've developed some cramps and a headache.
You're telling me you let a tadpole get in the way of you making out with Meredith? - Father of the Year 00:04
You're telling me you let a tadpole get in the way of y...
It was like a water moccasin or like a... I don't know, a shark or something. - Father of the Year 00:05
It was like a water moccasin or like a... I don't know,...
Oh, my! I didn't recognize you with your shirt off. - Father of the Year 00:04
Oh, my! I didn't recognize you with your shirt off.
So you're grown up. Oh, boy! - Father of the Year 00:05
So you're grown up. Oh, boy!
That's so funny! [laughs] - Father of the Year 00:05
That's so funny! [laughs]
In the summer, you used to play in the plastic kiddie pool - Father of the Year 00:07
In the summer, you used to play in the plastic kiddie pool
Except you are looking younger and that's just not making any sense. - Father of the Year 00:04
Except you are looking younger and that's just not maki...
[laughing] - Father of the Year 00:13
[laughing]
Yeah, I see that! An adult.18, right? - Father of the Year 00:06
Yeah, I see that! An adult.18, right?
Twenty-two, is it? Twenty-two. Oh, all summer long with the shirt off. - Father of the Year 00:08
Twenty-two, is it? Twenty-two. Oh, all summer long with the ...
I can tell him to put his shirt back on, so you can recognize him, Ms. Franklin. - Father of the Year 00:04
I can tell him to put his shirt back on, so you can recogniz...
Welcome to the 18th Annual Deerfield Wife Carrying Competition. - Father of the Year 00:05
Welcome to the 18th Annual Deerfield Wife Carrying Competiti...
Now remember, the husband must carry the wife - Father of the Year 00:06
Now remember, the husband must carry the wife
[laughs] - Father of the Year 00:07
[laughs]
You don't gotta remind us, Wayne. We can all tell you're disabled. - Father of the Year 00:04
You don't gotta remind us, Wayne. We can all tell you&#...
She passed away. The funeral was this morning. - Father of the Year 00:04
She passed away. The funeral was this morning.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't think two guys should be allowed to race. It's unfair. - Father of the Year 00:05
Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't think two guys should be ...