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Father of the Year

You know, to me, the legalizationwas a negative, man. Half the fun of weed is knowingI...

[both chuckle] You know, to me, the legalization
was a negative, man. Half the fun of weed is knowing
I shouldn't be doing it. Am I right, bud?

Full Transcript

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[both chuckle]
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You know, to me, the legalization was a negative, man. Half the fun of weed is knowing I shouldn't be doing it. Am I right, bud?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:44
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Two college grads return to their hometown, where a hypothetical question -- whose dad would win in a fight? -- leads to mass mayhem.
Ah, sorry. I'm fucking nervous. What are they gonna do to us in there? - Father of the Year 00:05
Ah, sorry. I'm fucking nervous. What are they gonna do ...
I don't know. It can't be dangerous - Father of the Year 00:05
I don't know. It can't be dangerous
[chuckles] - Father of the Year 00:04
[chuckles]
Kids. Nine months of living in the mama, - Father of the Year 00:06
Kids. Nine months of living in the mama,
Oh, shit, I've never heard that one! [laughs] - Father of the Year 00:06
Oh, shit, I've never heard that one! [laughs]
Wait a second. There's no black guys in here, are there? - Father of the Year 00:05
Wait a second. There's no black guys in here, are there...
I'll tell you the rest of that one later. Time to go make some bread. - Father of the Year 00:04
I'll tell you the rest of that one later. Time to go ma...
Ah, gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. My name is Mardy Fischer. - Father of the Year 00:04
Ah, gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. My name is Mard...
Are you some big scientist on the SyFy Channel or something? - Father of the Year 00:05
Are you some big scientist on the SyFy Channel or something?
No, I don't recognize you, or I would have told you. - Father of the Year 00:04
No, I don't recognize you, or I would have told you.
He blacked out. He was drunk that night. He's not drunk now, so everything's good. - Father of the Year 00:04
He blacked out. He was drunk that night. He's not drunk...
Okay. Next person. Now apply some more cream. - Father of the Year 00:04
Okay. Next person. Now apply some more cream.
Oh, uh, is there not enough cream? - Father of the Year 00:05
Oh, uh, is there not enough cream?
Okay, something's happening. All right. I feel it. It's burning. Is that normal? - Father of the Year 00:05
Okay, something's happening. All right. I feel it. It&#...
Like, it's poking. Like, it's burning. What did you fucking do to me? Ow. - Father of the Year 00:05
Like, it's poking. Like, it's burning. What did yo...
I'll fucking kill you! God damn it! Somebody do something! - Father of the Year 00:05
I'll fucking kill you! God damn it! Somebody do somethi...
Get this shit off! Fuck! [yelling] It burns! Oh, fuck! Help me, someone! I'm on fire! - Father of the Year 00:05
Get this shit off! Fuck! [yelling] It burns! Oh, fuck! Help ...
On me. Part of me. Do you get it? - Father of the Year 00:04
On me. Part of me. Do you get it?
For guys to fuck and squeeze and whack on. - Father of the Year 00:04
For guys to fuck and squeeze and whack on.
Don't let guys do that to you. Okay. Here, just take some allergy medicine. - Father of the Year 00:07
Don't let guys do that to you. Okay. Here, just take so...