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Father of the Year

Dad, please, no. Oh, shit, dude.My dad's at your dad's house

Dad, please, no. Oh, shit, dude.
My dad's at your dad's house

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Dad, please, no.
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Oh, shit, dude. My dad's at your dad's house.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:23
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Two college grads return to their hometown, where a hypothetical question -- whose dad would win in a fight? -- leads to mass mayhem.
You guys go ahead. I'll pour water down his throat until he wakes up. - Father of the Year 00:05
You guys go ahead. I'll pour water down his throat unti...
Oh. You did so good. If only you could have seen yourself. - Father of the Year 00:06
Oh. You did so good. If only you could have seen yourself.
Well, uh, I mean, I would say a gifted eight-year-old. - Father of the Year 00:04
Well, uh, I mean, I would say a gifted eight-year-old.
When I was eight, I was fascinated by the reverse osmosis process. - Father of the Year 00:05
When I was eight, I was fascinated by the reverse osmosis pr...
Well, you were a freak! How long did this take you? - Father of the Year 00:05
Well, you were a freak! How long did this take you?
Um, I mean, a little under two weeks, you know. - Father of the Year 00:05
Um, I mean, a little under two weeks, you know.
Well, his teacher knew you did it, and now we're those people. - Father of the Year 00:05
Well, his teacher knew you did it, and now we're those ...
He has to redo the assignment! You owe him an apology, Mardy. - Father of the Year 00:06
He has to redo the assignment! You owe him an apology, Mardy...
Well, aren't you dressed like the substitute teacher. - Father of the Year 00:04
Well, aren't you dressed like the substitute teacher.
-Oh, Ben's father! Yes, of course. -Fuck. - Father of the Year 00:05
-Oh, Ben's father! Yes, of course. -Fuck.
Fight today, friends tomorrow. Winner buys the loser a brew. - Father of the Year 00:05
Fight today, friends tomorrow. Winner buys the loser a brew.
Dad, stop! Whatever you're about to do, please don't. - Father of the Year 00:04
Dad, stop! Whatever you're about to do, please don'...
All hail the valit... valitorian is here. - Father of the Year 00:04
All hail the valit... valitorian is here.
-No, I said I don't-- [screams] -Five, four, three, two-- - Father of the Year 00:05
-No, I said I don't-- [screams] -Five, four, three, two...
-You know what? You're right. Come here! -[Mardy] You're a lunatic! And a psycho! - Father of the Year 00:05
-You know what? You're right. Come here! -[Mardy] You&#...
You gotta calm down, Mardy. You're setting a bad example for the kids. - Father of the Year 00:05
You gotta calm down, Mardy. You're setting a bad exampl...
[Mardy gasping] - Father of the Year 00:06
[Mardy gasping]
[Mardy panting] - Father of the Year 00:05
[Mardy panting]
Green Eggs and Ham. - Father of the Year 00:09
Green Eggs and Ham.
[grumbles] - Father of the Year 00:05
[grumbles]