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Dude, are your legs different lengths?
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Father of the Year

Dude, are your legs different lengths? Oh. It's kind of cute, I gotta admit

Dude, are your legs different lengths? Oh. It's kind of cute, I gotta admit

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Dude, are your legs different lengths?
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Oh.
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It's kind of cute, I gotta admit.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:36
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Two college grads return to their hometown, where a hypothetical question -- whose dad would win in a fight? -- leads to mass mayhem.
My kid's lost all fucking faith in me! - Father of the Year 00:04
My kid's lost all fucking faith in me!
[Larry] Okay. So you and your gang just beat up a bunch of minorities, - Father of the Year 00:08
[Larry] Okay. So you and your gang just beat up a bunch of m...
-[Nathan] Ow! -[cell phone rings] - Father of the Year 00:06
-[Nathan] Ow! -[cell phone rings]
-Hey. -[Wayne] Benjamin, this is your father. - Father of the Year 00:09
-Hey. -[Wayne] Benjamin, this is your father.
Dad, please, no. - Father of the Year 00:08
Dad, please, no.
You guys go ahead. I'll pour water down his throat until he wakes up. - Father of the Year 00:05
You guys go ahead. I'll pour water down his throat unti...
Oh. You did so good. If only you could have seen yourself. - Father of the Year 00:06
Oh. You did so good. If only you could have seen yourself.
Well, uh, I mean, I would say a gifted eight-year-old. - Father of the Year 00:04
Well, uh, I mean, I would say a gifted eight-year-old.
When I was eight, I was fascinated by the reverse osmosis process. - Father of the Year 00:05
When I was eight, I was fascinated by the reverse osmosis pr...
Well, you were a freak! How long did this take you? - Father of the Year 00:05
Well, you were a freak! How long did this take you?
Um, I mean, a little under two weeks, you know. - Father of the Year 00:05
Um, I mean, a little under two weeks, you know.
Well, his teacher knew you did it, and now we're those people. - Father of the Year 00:05
Well, his teacher knew you did it, and now we're those ...
He has to redo the assignment! You owe him an apology, Mardy. - Father of the Year 00:06
He has to redo the assignment! You owe him an apology, Mardy...
Well, aren't you dressed like the substitute teacher. - Father of the Year 00:04
Well, aren't you dressed like the substitute teacher.
-Oh, Ben's father! Yes, of course. -Fuck. - Father of the Year 00:05
-Oh, Ben's father! Yes, of course. -Fuck.
Fight today, friends tomorrow. Winner buys the loser a brew. - Father of the Year 00:05
Fight today, friends tomorrow. Winner buys the loser a brew.
Dad, stop! Whatever you're about to do, please don't. - Father of the Year 00:04
Dad, stop! Whatever you're about to do, please don'...
All hail the valit... valitorian is here. - Father of the Year 00:04
All hail the valit... valitorian is here.
-No, I said I don't-- [screams] -Five, four, three, two-- - Father of the Year 00:05
-No, I said I don't-- [screams] -Five, four, three, two...
-You know what? You're right. Come here! -[Mardy] You're a lunatic! And a psycho! - Father of the Year 00:05
-You know what? You're right. Come here! -[Mardy] You&#...