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I don't know. It can't be dangerous
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Father of the Year

I don't know. It can't be dangerous 'cause if it was, they'd be paying usmore than $40

I don't know. It can't be dangerous 'cause if it was, they'd be paying us
more than $40

Full Transcript

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I don't know. It can't be dangerous
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'cause if it was, they'd be paying us more than $40.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:00
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Two college grads return to their hometown, where a hypothetical question -- whose dad would win in a fight? -- leads to mass mayhem.
[chuckles] - Father of the Year 00:04
[chuckles]
Kids. Nine months of living in the mama, - Father of the Year 00:06
Kids. Nine months of living in the mama,
Oh, shit, I've never heard that one! [laughs] - Father of the Year 00:06
Oh, shit, I've never heard that one! [laughs]
Wait a second. There's no black guys in here, are there? - Father of the Year 00:05
Wait a second. There's no black guys in here, are there...
I'll tell you the rest of that one later. Time to go make some bread. - Father of the Year 00:04
I'll tell you the rest of that one later. Time to go ma...
Ah, gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. My name is Mardy Fischer. - Father of the Year 00:04
Ah, gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. My name is Mard...
Are you some big scientist on the SyFy Channel or something? - Father of the Year 00:05
Are you some big scientist on the SyFy Channel or something?
No, I don't recognize you, or I would have told you. - Father of the Year 00:04
No, I don't recognize you, or I would have told you.
He blacked out. He was drunk that night. He's not drunk now, so everything's good. - Father of the Year 00:04
He blacked out. He was drunk that night. He's not drunk...
Okay. Next person. Now apply some more cream. - Father of the Year 00:04
Okay. Next person. Now apply some more cream.
Oh, uh, is there not enough cream? - Father of the Year 00:05
Oh, uh, is there not enough cream?
Okay, something's happening. All right. I feel it. It's burning. Is that normal? - Father of the Year 00:05
Okay, something's happening. All right. I feel it. It&#...
Like, it's poking. Like, it's burning. What did you fucking do to me? Ow. - Father of the Year 00:05
Like, it's poking. Like, it's burning. What did yo...
I'll fucking kill you! God damn it! Somebody do something! - Father of the Year 00:05
I'll fucking kill you! God damn it! Somebody do somethi...
Get this shit off! Fuck! [yelling] It burns! Oh, fuck! Help me, someone! I'm on fire! - Father of the Year 00:05
Get this shit off! Fuck! [yelling] It burns! Oh, fuck! Help ...
On me. Part of me. Do you get it? - Father of the Year 00:04
On me. Part of me. Do you get it?
For guys to fuck and squeeze and whack on. - Father of the Year 00:04
For guys to fuck and squeeze and whack on.
Don't let guys do that to you. Okay. Here, just take some allergy medicine. - Father of the Year 00:07
Don't let guys do that to you. Okay. Here, just take so...
They're still there! Shit. Now I'm thinking about keeping 'em. - Father of the Year 00:05
They're still there! Shit. Now I'm thinking about ...
I'm trying to make some money to buy you a jackhammer. There. - Father of the Year 00:04
I'm trying to make some money to buy you a jackhammer. ...