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Father of the Year

I might... win up to 50 grand

I might... win up to 50 grand

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I might... win up to 50 grand.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:24
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Two college grads return to their hometown, where a hypothetical question -- whose dad would win in a fight? -- leads to mass mayhem.
Oh, fuck! One away from a Diet Dr. Pepper. That's how they get you. - Father of the Year 00:06
Oh, fuck! One away from a Diet Dr. Pepper. That's how t...
I can't believe making nipples soft is a job. - Father of the Year 00:04
I can't believe making nipples soft is a job.
Ah. Yeah, well, the embarrassment from inappropriate nipple reaction - Father of the Year 00:07
Ah. Yeah, well, the embarrassment from inappropriate nipple ...
Like, when you meet someone and you think they're gonna look different, - Father of the Year 00:09
Like, when you meet someone and you think they're gonna...
You know, Mardy and Krystal are always talking about you. - Father of the Year 00:05
You know, Mardy and Krystal are always talking about you.
-Really? -Yes! [laughs] - Father of the Year 00:06
-Really? -Yes! [laughs]
Well-- They are so proud of you, too. They are. - Father of the Year 00:05
Well-- They are so proud of you, too. They are.
Never seen him smile so hard. Thought he was a blind singer. - Father of the Year 00:04
Never seen him smile so hard. Thought he was a blind singer.
[both chuckle] - Father of the Year 00:08
[both chuckle]
Ah, sorry. I'm fucking nervous. What are they gonna do to us in there? - Father of the Year 00:05
Ah, sorry. I'm fucking nervous. What are they gonna do ...
I don't know. It can't be dangerous - Father of the Year 00:05
I don't know. It can't be dangerous
[chuckles] - Father of the Year 00:04
[chuckles]
Kids. Nine months of living in the mama, - Father of the Year 00:06
Kids. Nine months of living in the mama,
Oh, shit, I've never heard that one! [laughs] - Father of the Year 00:06
Oh, shit, I've never heard that one! [laughs]
Wait a second. There's no black guys in here, are there? - Father of the Year 00:05
Wait a second. There's no black guys in here, are there...
I'll tell you the rest of that one later. Time to go make some bread. - Father of the Year 00:04
I'll tell you the rest of that one later. Time to go ma...
Ah, gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. My name is Mardy Fischer. - Father of the Year 00:04
Ah, gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. My name is Mard...
Are you some big scientist on the SyFy Channel or something? - Father of the Year 00:05
Are you some big scientist on the SyFy Channel or something?
No, I don't recognize you, or I would have told you. - Father of the Year 00:04
No, I don't recognize you, or I would have told you.
He blacked out. He was drunk that night. He's not drunk now, so everything's good. - Father of the Year 00:04
He blacked out. He was drunk that night. He's not drunk...