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Father of the Year

I'm not that badass -to pull something off like that.-I know

I'm not that badass -to pull something off like that.
-I know

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I'm not that badass
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-to pull something off like that. -I know.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:53
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Two college grads return to their hometown, where a hypothetical question -- whose dad would win in a fight? -- leads to mass mayhem.
Hey, seriously, though, can I please get your number? - Father of the Year 00:04
Hey, seriously, though, can I please get your number?
Ben, I'm not gonna be your hometown fling. But good luck in New York. - Father of the Year 00:06
Ben, I'm not gonna be your hometown fling. But good luc...
All right. Cool. Thank you. I'll, uh... I'll see you around. Hi, this is Meredith. So, uh, you just gave me your phone, - Father of the Year 00:05
All right. Cool. Thank you. I'll, uh... I'll see y...
trying to be all cool, which you're not. - Father of the Year 00:12
trying to be all cool, which you're not.
Dude, are your legs different lengths? - Father of the Year 00:07
Dude, are your legs different lengths?
My kid's lost all fucking faith in me! - Father of the Year 00:04
My kid's lost all fucking faith in me!
[Larry] Okay. So you and your gang just beat up a bunch of minorities, - Father of the Year 00:08
[Larry] Okay. So you and your gang just beat up a bunch of m...
-[Nathan] Ow! -[cell phone rings] - Father of the Year 00:06
-[Nathan] Ow! -[cell phone rings]
-Hey. -[Wayne] Benjamin, this is your father. - Father of the Year 00:09
-Hey. -[Wayne] Benjamin, this is your father.
Dad, please, no. - Father of the Year 00:08
Dad, please, no.
You guys go ahead. I'll pour water down his throat until he wakes up. - Father of the Year 00:05
You guys go ahead. I'll pour water down his throat unti...
Oh. You did so good. If only you could have seen yourself. - Father of the Year 00:06
Oh. You did so good. If only you could have seen yourself.
Well, uh, I mean, I would say a gifted eight-year-old. - Father of the Year 00:04
Well, uh, I mean, I would say a gifted eight-year-old.
When I was eight, I was fascinated by the reverse osmosis process. - Father of the Year 00:05
When I was eight, I was fascinated by the reverse osmosis pr...
Well, you were a freak! How long did this take you? - Father of the Year 00:05
Well, you were a freak! How long did this take you?
Um, I mean, a little under two weeks, you know. - Father of the Year 00:05
Um, I mean, a little under two weeks, you know.
Well, his teacher knew you did it, and now we're those people. - Father of the Year 00:05
Well, his teacher knew you did it, and now we're those ...
He has to redo the assignment! You owe him an apology, Mardy. - Father of the Year 00:06
He has to redo the assignment! You owe him an apology, Mardy...
Well, aren't you dressed like the substitute teacher. - Father of the Year 00:04
Well, aren't you dressed like the substitute teacher.
-Oh, Ben's father! Yes, of course. -Fuck. - Father of the Year 00:05
-Oh, Ben's father! Yes, of course. -Fuck.