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I'm not here to fight. I'm here to apologize
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Father of the Year

I'm not here to fight.I'm here to apologize

I'm not here to fight.
I'm here to apologize

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I'm not here to fight. I'm here to apologize.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
01:14:41
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Two college grads return to their hometown, where a hypothetical question -- whose dad would win in a fight? -- leads to mass mayhem.
I need your help with my son. You work in Scientology, right? - Father of the Year 00:06
I need your help with my son. You work in Scientology, right...
No, I... Iwork in science. If that's what you mean. - Father of the Year 00:05
No, I... Iwork in science. If that's what you mean.
Yeah. Do you happen to know anyone that works for this company named... - Father of the Year 00:05
Yeah. Do you happen to know anyone that works for this compa...
Fuck, I don't know, IGQ or something. They sell energy bars maybe? - Father of the Year 00:07
Fuck, I don't know, IGQ or something. They sell energy ...
I don't know. Maybe I do. Why? - Father of the Year 00:05
I don't know. Maybe I do. Why?
I need you to set up a meeting with me and Ben - Father of the Year 00:06
I need you to set up a meeting with me and Ben
I mean, we fucked up his life pretty bad. We gotta make it right. - Father of the Year 00:04
I mean, we fucked up his life pretty bad. We gotta make it r...
-"We"? You messed up his life. -If you hadn't run like a chickenshit we wouldn't be here. - Father of the Year 00:05
-"We"? You messed up his life. -If you hadn't...
-You're the one that-- -Yeah, okay. All right! I'm sorry. - Father of the Year 00:05
-You're the one that-- -Yeah, okay. All right! I'm...
Some people say I'm unstable and I snap. - Father of the Year 00:04
Some people say I'm unstable and I snap.
Listen, I need your help, and please, if you do this for me... - Father of the Year 00:08
Listen, I need your help, and please, if you do this for me....
This is gonna be my last normal haircut for a while. - Father of the Year 00:04
This is gonna be my last normal haircut for a while.
Yeah, I leave, um... I think it's next Tuesday I'm leaving. - Father of the Year 00:04
Yeah, I leave, um... I think it's next Tuesday I'm...
Now you want me to square this off in the back or-- - Father of the Year 00:07
Now you want me to square this off in the back or--
[groans] - Father of the Year 00:08
[groans]
[Wayne yells] - Father of the Year 00:05
[Wayne yells]
[Wayne grunts] - Father of the Year 00:08
[Wayne grunts]
Oh, that's enough! Stop! I surrender! - Father of the Year 00:05
Oh, that's enough! Stop! I surrender!
And that's what you get if you catch me off-guard - Father of the Year 00:06
And that's what you get if you catch me off-guard
Oh. [chuckles] - Father of the Year 00:05
Oh. [chuckles]