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It was like he was trying to set a flashing record
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Father of the Year

It was like he was trying to seta flashing record, beat his own high score. Breathe. Just...

It was like he was trying to set
a flashing record, beat his own high score. Breathe. Just breathe, Mardy

Full Transcript

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It was like he was trying to set a flashing record,
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beat his own high score.
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Breathe. Just breathe, Mardy.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:09
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Two college grads return to their hometown, where a hypothetical question -- whose dad would win in a fight? -- leads to mass mayhem.
Probably would have gone on forever, had it not been for Paul Bunyan. - Father of the Year 00:05
Probably would have gone on forever, had it not been for Pau...
That's how he got knocked out. I've never fought anyone, Larry. - Father of the Year 00:05
That's how he got knocked out. I've never fought a...
What do you expect? I'm not a Navy SEAL. I... I run a lab. - Father of the Year 00:05
What do you expect? I'm not a Navy SEAL. I... I run a l...
Speaking of that, I don't wanna do the science thing, Dad. - Father of the Year 00:06
Speaking of that, I don't wanna do the science thing, D...
I want you to know - Father of the Year 00:05
I want you to know
I can't. I told Krystal and Aiden I was at an emergency conference. - Father of the Year 00:06
I can't. I told Krystal and Aiden I was at an emergency...
And my doctor's out of town. I've left three messages. I just... - Father of the Year 00:05
And my doctor's out of town. I've left three messa...
He's kind of a part-time pharmacist. So... - Father of the Year 00:04
He's kind of a part-time pharmacist. So...
-[Ben chuckles] -[Wayne grunts] - Father of the Year 00:08
-[Ben chuckles] -[Wayne grunts]
She didn't get to go to her prom, so I'm gonna sneak us both into Webster's. - Father of the Year 00:05
She didn't get to go to her prom, so I'm gonna sne...
You take your middle fingers when you're slow dancin', - Father of the Year 00:08
You take your middle fingers when you're slow dancin�...
Don't smash 'em around, don't squeeze 'em, just leave 'em there. - Father of the Year 00:04
Don't smash 'em around, don't squeeze...
I've only tried twice. I'm two for two. I'm battin' 100. - Father of the Year 00:04
I've only tried twice. I'm two for two. I'm b...
Fuck you, dude. Two is pretty high. - Father of the Year 00:04
Fuck you, dude. Two is pretty high.
Shh. Man, I'm good, you know, real good. - Father of the Year 00:04
Shh. Man, I'm good, you know, real good.
Just rappin', dealin', - Father of the Year 00:05
Just rappin', dealin',
A lot. I normally take Lorazepam. - Father of the Year 00:04
A lot. I normally take Lorazepam.
Sleep? No, man, you ain't gonna be sleeping. - Father of the Year 00:04
Sleep? No, man, you ain't gonna be sleeping.
That's that M to the D to the M to the A - Father of the Year 00:06
That's that M to the D to the M to the A
That shit will straight-up turn your dark clouds - Father of the Year 00:05
That shit will straight-up turn your dark clouds