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Father of the Year

No, I said I don't-- -Five, four, three, two-- -And the gazelle flees.-Dad!

No, I said I don't-- [screams]
-Five, four, three, two-- -And the gazelle flees.
-Dad!

Full Transcript

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-No, I said I don't-- [screams] -Five, four, three, two--
00:00:03.293 --> 00:00:05.421
-And the gazelle flees. -Dad!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:00
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Two college grads return to their hometown, where a hypothetical question -- whose dad would win in a fight? -- leads to mass mayhem.
-You know what? You're right. Come here! -[Mardy] You're a lunatic! And a psycho! - Father of the Year 00:05
-You know what? You're right. Come here! -[Mardy] You&#...
You gotta calm down, Mardy. You're setting a bad example for the kids. - Father of the Year 00:05
You gotta calm down, Mardy. You're setting a bad exampl...
[Mardy gasping] - Father of the Year 00:06
[Mardy gasping]
[Mardy panting] - Father of the Year 00:05
[Mardy panting]
Green Eggs and Ham. - Father of the Year 00:09
Green Eggs and Ham.
[grumbles] - Father of the Year 00:05
[grumbles]
[sighs] - Father of the Year 00:06
[sighs]
I blacked out. I'm sorry. I have a low tolerance. - Father of the Year 00:05
I blacked out. I'm sorry. I have a low tolerance.
You know, with your one phone call last night, you called me? - Father of the Year 00:04
You know, with your one phone call last night, you called me...
Oh, well, that actually makes sense, 'cause you're my emergency contact. - Father of the Year 00:05
Oh, well, that actually makes sense, 'cause you're...
Look, we get to hang a little bit without your friend Larry around. - Father of the Year 00:05
Look, we get to hang a little bit without your friend Larry ...
Ben O'Malley, Wayne O'Malley, follow me. - Father of the Year 00:05
Ben O'Malley, Wayne O'Malley, follow me.
I bet my buddy Deon posted bail. He's always coming through in a clutch. - Father of the Year 00:04
I bet my buddy Deon posted bail. He's always coming thr...
No. I got it. I got us a bail bond. And now I'm in debt, Dad. Thank you. - Father of the Year 00:05
No. I got it. I got us a bail bond. And now I'm in debt...
In the clink. Did you drop my gang's name? - Father of the Year 00:04
In the clink. Did you drop my gang's name?
I can't. I gotta practice! - Father of the Year 00:04
I can't. I gotta practice!
-[tires screech] -[cell phone ringing] - Father of the Year 00:05
-[tires screech] -[cell phone ringing]
Dude, who answers the phone like that? [mumbles] - Father of the Year 00:09
Dude, who answers the phone like that? [mumbles]
We got a Google alert this morning about your arrest. - Father of the Year 00:07
We got a Google alert this morning about your arrest.
We have a strict conduct policy. I hope you understand. - Father of the Year 00:05
We have a strict conduct policy. I hope you understand.