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Father of the Year

We have tequila, weed, Vicodin

We have tequila, weed, Vicodin

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We have tequila, weed, Vicodin.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
01:18:10
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Two college grads return to their hometown, where a hypothetical question -- whose dad would win in a fight? -- leads to mass mayhem.
This is either Zoloft or it shrinks your prostate, not sure. - Father of the Year 00:05
This is either Zoloft or it shrinks your prostate, not sure.
And, uh, hard candies. Just 'cause I know you like 'em. - Father of the Year 00:04
And, uh, hard candies. Just 'cause I know you like ...
Ben! Oh, there you are! Hey! - Father of the Year 00:04
Ben! Oh, there you are! Hey!
I just got us a meeting with the top dog at ISG! - Father of the Year 00:05
I just got us a meeting with the top dog at ISG!
What? No, no. Dad, turn around. Please turn around, Dad. - Father of the Year 00:05
What? No, no. Dad, turn around. Please turn around, Dad.
Mr. Francis is in Taiwan, but he is very excited to meet you. - Father of the Year 00:06
Mr. Francis is in Taiwan, but he is very excited to meet you...
Wait. We drove five hours and the guy we're gonna meet isn't even here? - Father of the Year 00:05
Wait. We drove five hours and the guy we're gonna meet ...
-It's not weird. -Just talk and act as you normally would. - Father of the Year 00:04
-It's not weird. -Just talk and act as you normally wou...
And if you have any questions, I'll be right here. - Father of the Year 00:06
And if you have any questions, I'll be right here.
They use less material, it's better for the environment. So... - Father of the Year 00:05
They use less material, it's better for the environment...
It's talking to us. It knows-- - Father of the Year 00:05
It's talking to us. It knows--
I know it's bizarre, but don't be alarmed, this is my avatar. Please, have a seat. - Father of the Year 00:06
I know it's bizarre, but don't be alarmed, this is...
Okay. I can do this. Non-issue. Just chatting with a polar bear. - Father of the Year 00:06
Okay. I can do this. Non-issue. Just chatting with a polar b...
[grunts] - Father of the Year 00:05
[grunts]
I recycle. I mean, I don't all the time, - Father of the Year 00:07
I recycle. I mean, I don't all the time,
I just want to say that Ben's life was perfect. - Father of the Year 00:04
I just want to say that Ben's life was perfect.
He had all his ducks in a row, and-- Woah! Is that ice safe? - Father of the Year 00:06
He had all his ducks in a row, and-- Woah! Is that ice safe?
Still fake, Dad. [chuckles] - Father of the Year 00:05
Still fake, Dad. [chuckles]
Mr. Francis, I have dreamed of working for you since I was 15. - Father of the Year 00:05
Mr. Francis, I have dreamed of working for you since I was 1...
Your work in magnetics research, in my opinion, - Father of the Year 00:05
Your work in magnetics research, in my opinion,