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Father of the Year

Well, you need one of these

Well, you need one of these

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Well, you need one of these.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:49
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Two college grads return to their hometown, where a hypothetical question -- whose dad would win in a fight? -- leads to mass mayhem.
Thank you. But no, I... I don't have the kind of money for that. - Father of the Year 00:04
Thank you. But no, I... I don't have the kind of money ...
Oh, Benjamin. [sighs] You've got to get your life together. - Father of the Year 00:04
Oh, Benjamin. [sighs] You've got to get your life toget...
Uh, I think at least until I finish my accounting degree. - Father of the Year 00:04
Uh, I think at least until I finish my accounting degree.
Yeah, I'd like to help him retire at some point. But I like it here. - Father of the Year 00:07
Yeah, I'd like to help him retire at some point. But I ...
Yeah, it's funny. I've lived here my whole life - Father of the Year 00:05
Yeah, it's funny. I've lived here my whole life
I was so focused on getting good grades, so that I could get out of here, - Father of the Year 00:05
I was so focused on getting good grades, so that I could get...
[giggles] I threw up in the bushes and they wouldn't let me in. - Father of the Year 00:04
[giggles] I threw up in the bushes and they wouldn't le...
Oh. But I've done everything else you're supposed to do in high school. I jumped off Fitzy's Ledge. I went skinny-dipping at Livingston. - Father of the Year 00:05
Oh. But I've done everything else you're supposed ...
I can't believe you. That's, like, the classic high school trope. - Father of the Year 00:05
I can't believe you. That's, like, the classic hig...
Oh, hey, Ben. I think there's an acorn caught in your pubes. - Father of the Year 00:05
Oh, hey, Ben. I think there's an acorn caught in your p...
It is so unfair that you can make fun of my body - Father of the Year 00:05
It is so unfair that you can make fun of my body
You have a very nice-looking penis. It's very, um, approachable. - Father of the Year 00:05
You have a very nice-looking penis. It's very, um, appr...
Yeah. Yeah, this feels awesome. - Father of the Year 00:05
Yeah. Yeah, this feels awesome.
Hey, you wanna re-enact our first kiss? You know, see if I got any better? - Father of the Year 00:04
Hey, you wanna re-enact our first kiss? You know, see if I g...
You're not supposed to ask a girl if you can kiss her. You just do it. - Father of the Year 00:05
You're not supposed to ask a girl if you can kiss her. ...
Oh! [coughing] - Father of the Year 00:04
Oh! [coughing]
Um, uh, something just touched my leg. Something just touched my leg. - Father of the Year 00:04
Um, uh, something just touched my leg. Something just touche...
[screaming] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Father of the Year 00:04
[screaming] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Uh, no. I'm just... Over here, over here. - Father of the Year 00:04
Uh, no. I'm just... Over here, over here.
-[screaming] -God! Oh, my God! I don't wanna die! - Father of the Year 00:05
-[screaming] -God! Oh, my God! I don't wanna die!