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Fatman

Ah, schoolkids are lightingtheir uncles on fire and throwing bowling ballsoff of bridges

Fatman • 2020
Ah, schoolkids are lighting
their uncles on fire and throwing bowling balls
off of bridges

Full Transcript

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Ah, schoolkids are lighting their uncles on fire
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and throwing bowling balls off of bridges.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:56
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
fantasy, thriller
Production
Rough House Pictures,Sprockefeller Pictures,Mammoth Entertainment,Ingenious Media,Windy Hill Pictures,Carte Blanche

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Movie Summary

A rowdy, unorthodox Santa Claus is fighting to save his declining business. Meanwhile, Billy, a neglected and precocious 12 year old, hires a hit man to kill Santa after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking.
Went a whole two seconds and I haven't heard anything about the decline of society - Fatman 00:06
Went a whole two seconds and I haven't heard anything a...
Wishin' and waitin' isn't gonna change what's inside. - Fatman 00:05
Wishin' and waitin' isn't gonna change what&#...
Oh, I've known Sandy since she was a kid. She's a great girl. - Fatman 00:04
Oh, I've known Sandy since she was a kid. She's a ...
I reckon you could be home in 12 hours, - Fatman 00:06
I reckon you could be home in 12 hours,
Well, I'm... I'm the guy that's gonna buy you a beer. - Fatman 00:05
Well, I'm... I'm the guy that's gonna buy you...
And Mike, drive safe. - Fatman 00:04
And Mike, drive safe.
- Who? - The good-looking guy - Fatman 00:05
- Who? - The good-looking guy
Oh, that fella. Well, I guess he left. - Fatman 00:04
Oh, that fella. Well, I guess he left.
Why is it every time you come in here, I end up going home alone? - Fatman 00:06
Why is it every time you come in here, I end up going home a...
- Hello? - Hello, ma'am. I'm a reporter with The Times. - Fatman 00:09
- Hello? - Hello, ma'am. I'm a reporter with The T...
- How can I help you? - Yesterday, we ran an article - Fatman 00:05
- How can I help you? - Yesterday, we ran an article
And I had a few follow-up questions - Fatman 00:05
And I had a few follow-up questions
No problem I can get that for you. - Fatman 00:05
No problem I can get that for you.
Just gonna be one more second. - Fatman 00:05
Just gonna be one more second.
Did you know a circuit is only as good as its ground? - Fatman 00:04
Did you know a circuit is only as good as its ground?
Twelve-volt car battery. - Fatman 00:05
Twelve-volt car battery.
Might not kill you, - Fatman 00:05
Might not kill you,
You're gonna return the first-place ribbon - Fatman 00:07
You're gonna return the first-place ribbon
Yeah. Hope they brought the other half of our check. - Fatman 00:05
Yeah. Hope they brought the other half of our check.
No, but it'll make me feel better. - Fatman 00:04
No, but it'll make me feel better.