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Fatman

Santa Claus, MF'er!

Fatman • 2020
Weyland Meeks:

Um... can I help you? Skinny Man:
I'm looking for the fat man. Where is he? Weyland Meeks:
Excuse me? Skinny Man:
Santa Claus, MF'er!

Full Transcript

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can I help you
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I'm looking for the fat man
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Where is he
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Excuse me
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Santa Claus motherfucker
Duration
13 seconds
Views
648
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:20
Uploaded
Nov 29, 2022
Genres
fantasy, thriller
Production
Rough House Pictures,Sprockefeller Pictures,Mammoth Entertainment,Ingenious Media,Windy Hill Pictures,Carte Blanche

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Movie Summary

A rowdy, unorthodox Santa Claus is fighting to save his declining business. Meanwhile, Billy, a neglected and precocious 12 year old, hires a hit man to kill Santa after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking.

Actors

Paulino Nunes
Weyland Meeks
Paulino Nunes
Walton Goggins
Skinny Man
Walton Goggins
Just give me the address and I'll walk right out of here. - Fatman 00:05
Just give me the address and I'll walk right out of her...
Look, it's a classified program. They give me a PO box and that's it. - Fatman 00:04
Look, it's a classified program. They give me a PO box ...
- You gotta be shitting me. - No, no, no. It's the truth. I swear it. - Fatman 00:04
- You gotta be shitting me. - No, no, no. It's the trut...
So, uh, what now? - Fatman 00:04
So, uh, what now?
Hello? - Fatman 00:04
Hello?
- I'll be on the road by midnight. - Sounds good. - Fatman 00:06
- I'll be on the road by midnight. - Sounds good.
Our work requires that they speak many different languages. - Fatman 00:06
Our work requires that they speak many different languages.
All right, everyone. Quiet down now. Let's quiet down. - Fatman 00:05
All right, everyone. Quiet down now. Let's quiet down.
- Is everybody here? - We're all here and accounted for, sir. - Fatman 00:05
- Is everybody here? - We're all here and accounted for...
Well, firstly, uh, - Fatman 00:06
Well, firstly, uh,
But I'm sure you're all excited to get cracking - Fatman 00:08
But I'm sure you're all excited to get cracking
And you're probably wondering about all the new faces around here today. - Fatman 00:06
And you're probably wondering about all the new faces a...
There is a rising number of our youth making poor decisions. - Fatman 00:05
There is a rising number of our youth making poor decisions.
Now, this has unfortunately caused our yearly subsidy - Fatman 00:08
Now, this has unfortunately caused our yearly subsidy
We are fulfilling a two-month contract with the US military. - Fatman 00:05
We are fulfilling a two-month contract with the US military.
Now, I know this must come as a shock to a lot of you. - Fatman 00:05
Now, I know this must come as a shock to a lot of you.
Believe me, had there been any other way... - Fatman 00:04
Believe me, had there been any other way...
Captain Jacobs'll fill you in - Fatman 00:05
Captain Jacobs'll fill you in
I am going to go over some rules - Fatman 00:08
I am going to go over some rules
These rules are for your safety, and your safety alone. - Fatman 00:05
These rules are for your safety, and your safety alone.