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Fatman

Captain, we have discovered the mostefficient and productive way to eat is simple carbsand...

Fatman • 2020
Captain, we have discovered the most
efficient and productive way to eat is simple carbs
and sugars six times a day

Full Transcript

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Captain, we have discovered the most efficient and productive way to eat
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is simple carbs and sugars
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six times a day.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:02
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
fantasy, thriller
Production
Rough House Pictures,Sprockefeller Pictures,Mammoth Entertainment,Ingenious Media,Windy Hill Pictures,Carte Blanche

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Movie Summary

A rowdy, unorthodox Santa Claus is fighting to save his declining business. Meanwhile, Billy, a neglected and precocious 12 year old, hires a hit man to kill Santa after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking.
The body needs four food groups, - Fatman 00:06
The body needs four food groups,
Oh, every elf takes a 20-minute nap every eight hours. - Fatman 00:05
Oh, every elf takes a 20-minute nap every eight hours.
That keeps our bodies fresh and allows us to work on a 24-hour rotation. - Fatman 00:05
That keeps our bodies fresh and allows us to work on a 24-ho...
Thought I'd head into town tomorrow to check the PO box. - Fatman 00:05
Thought I'd head into town tomorrow to check the PO box...
Remember when my baking went through the vegan, sugar-free phase? - Fatman 00:04
Remember when my baking went through the vegan, sugar-free p...
But you told me, even though you knew I wouldn't be thrilled to hear it. - Fatman 00:05
But you told me, even though you knew I wouldn't be thr...
Point is, we both have good days and bad days. - Fatman 00:06
Point is, we both have good days and bad days.
We disagree. We tick each other off. - Fatman 00:04
We disagree. We tick each other off.
Like when you come into the house dripping sweat all over the floor, - Fatman 00:09
Like when you come into the house dripping sweat all over th...
So we figure it out, - Fatman 00:07
So we figure it out,
- I'm feeling downright inspired. - Good! - Fatman 00:04
- I'm feeling downright inspired. - Good!
Only a couple of days in, but I'm optimistic. - Fatman 00:04
Only a couple of days in, but I'm optimistic.
Yeah, we, uh, we did some business a couple of years back. - Fatman 00:05
Yeah, we, uh, we did some business a couple of years back.
Well, sadly, don't think I'm gonna be able to. - Fatman 00:04
Well, sadly, don't think I'm gonna be able to.
No, can't say he ever gave us any contact information. - Fatman 00:05
No, can't say he ever gave us any contact information.
Say, does, uh, Chris still drive that green Chevy? - Fatman 00:04
Say, does, uh, Chris still drive that green Chevy?
Maybe you could give me some idea - Fatman 00:05
Maybe you could give me some idea
I can see you're a man who appreciates a quality garment. - Fatman 00:04
I can see you're a man who appreciates a quality garmen...
Yeah. - Fatman 00:05
Yeah.
I was thinking. - Fatman 00:08
I was thinking.