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Chris, Ruth, the United States military wouldlike to procure your services

Fatman • 2020
Chris, Ruth, the United States military would
like to procure your services

Full Transcript

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Chris, Ruth,
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the United States military would like to procure your services.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:27
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
fantasy, thriller
Production
Rough House Pictures,Sprockefeller Pictures,Mammoth Entertainment,Ingenious Media,Windy Hill Pictures,Carte Blanche

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Movie Summary

A rowdy, unorthodox Santa Claus is fighting to save his declining business. Meanwhile, Billy, a neglected and precocious 12 year old, hires a hit man to kill Santa after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking.
You know what happens if I hear you talked, right? - Fatman 00:04
You know what happens if I hear you talked, right?
Well, I will kill ol' Jo Jo Beans too. - Fatman 00:04
Well, I will kill ol' Jo Jo Beans too.
Now you're gonna go in there - Fatman 00:07
Now you're gonna go in there
Well, maybe you were thinking about buying them some Christmas presents. - Fatman 00:04
Well, maybe you were thinking about buying them some Christm...
Remember, two nights from now, - Fatman 00:11
Remember, two nights from now,
Nah, they're just trying to bully us - Fatman 00:05
Nah, they're just trying to bully us
I mean, I thought we did a great job for you back in '98. - Fatman 00:04
I mean, I thought we did a great job for you back in '9...
But if you're getting it that cheap, you've gotta be sacrificing something somewhere. - Fatman 00:04
But if you're getting it that cheap, you've gotta ...
Elon, this is Chris. What do you got for me? - Fatman 00:04
Elon, this is Chris. What do you got for me?
I bid on everything from mainframes to Pez dispensers. - Fatman 00:05
I bid on everything from mainframes to Pez dispensers.
They got six-year-olds pulling 12-hour shifts in bare feet - Fatman 00:08
They got six-year-olds pulling 12-hour shifts in bare feet
You're exhausted, and you've got a long night of delivering gifts. - Fatman 00:04
You're exhausted, and you've got a long night of d...
- Chris. - Chris, the sleigh's packed and ready to go. - Fatman 00:05
- Chris. - Chris, the sleigh's packed and ready to go.
Why are you being like this - Fatman 00:08
Why are you being like this
You just messed up big time fat man - Fatman 00:06
You just messed up big time fat man
I was, uh, hoping to, uh, get to my son's place - Fatman 00:07
I was, uh, hoping to, uh, get to my son's place
Are you not being compensated for your time? - Fatman 00:04
Are you not being compensated for your time?
I've got a job for you. - Fatman 00:08
I've got a job for you.
I know he let you down too. - Fatman 00:05
I know he let you down too.
Well, if you're not interested, I'm sure I could find s... - Fatman 00:06
Well, if you're not interested, I'm sure I could f...