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Fatman

I'm not shaving offa dead man's beard

Fatman • 2020
I'm not shaving off
a dead man's beard

Full Transcript

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I'm not shaving off a dead man's beard.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:45
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
fantasy, thriller
Production
Rough House Pictures,Sprockefeller Pictures,Mammoth Entertainment,Ingenious Media,Windy Hill Pictures,Carte Blanche

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Movie Summary

A rowdy, unorthodox Santa Claus is fighting to save his declining business. Meanwhile, Billy, a neglected and precocious 12 year old, hires a hit man to kill Santa after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking.
- Hmm. - Uh, it's too early for all of that. - Fatman 00:05
- Hmm. - Uh, it's too early for all of that.
And if it's not too much trouble, maybe a glass of milk for the road. - Fatman 00:04
And if it's not too much trouble, maybe a glass of milk...
- Want me to warm it up for you? - That'd be nice. - Fatman 00:04
- Want me to warm it up for you? - That'd be nice.
- Yeah, I think we're gonna get back together. - You're brave, man. - Fatman 00:04
- Yeah, I think we're gonna get back together. - You�...
Well, it seems like an opportune time - Fatman 00:08
Well, it seems like an opportune time
I lost perspective and lately, I've been a little... - Fatman 00:04
I lost perspective and lately, I've been a little...
Self-absorbed and not much of a partner to you. - Fatman 00:04
Self-absorbed and not much of a partner to you.
There's been a lot of talk about quitting, - Fatman 00:05
There's been a lot of talk about quitting,
I'm sorry son - Fatman 00:03
I'm sorry son
I just followed up with the brass on your supply requests. - Fatman 00:06
I just followed up with the brass on your supply requests.
Say again? - Fatman 00:08
Say again?
I'm thinking, - Fatman 00:06
I'm thinking,
Pressure, Henshaw. Press down on it, son. - Fatman 00:05
Pressure, Henshaw. Press down on it, son.
Chris! We're under attack! - Fatman 00:04
Chris! We're under attack!
Go, go, go, go! - Fatman 00:04
Go, go, go, go!
After all the times that I wrote you. - Fatman 00:06
After all the times that I wrote you.
I've come for your head, fat man! - Fatman 00:05
I've come for your head, fat man!
You think I got this job because I'm fat and jolly? - Fatman 00:05
You think I got this job because I'm fat and jolly?
It's okay. Just try and relax. - Fatman 00:04
It's okay. Just try and relax.
I'll be working in my room for the rest of the evening, - Fatman 00:06
I'll be working in my room for the rest of the evening,