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No, but it'll make me feel better

Fatman • 2020
No, but it'll make me feel better

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No, but it'll make me feel better.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:55
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
fantasy, thriller
Production
Rough House Pictures,Sprockefeller Pictures,Mammoth Entertainment,Ingenious Media,Windy Hill Pictures,Carte Blanche

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Movie Summary

A rowdy, unorthodox Santa Claus is fighting to save his declining business. Meanwhile, Billy, a neglected and precocious 12 year old, hires a hit man to kill Santa after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking.
- We've got a proposition for you. - No propositions, no shakes. - Fatman 00:04
- We've got a proposition for you. - No propositions, n...
Well, you only produced half of last year's product, - Fatman 00:08
Well, you only produced half of last year's product,
Well, this is Christmas. We're not handing out participation trophies. - Fatman 00:04
Well, this is Christmas. We're not handing out particip...
I can't help it if half the kids deserve coal instead of presents. - Fatman 00:04
I can't help it if half the kids deserve coal instead o...
Well, actually, your contract with the United States government, um, states, - Fatman 00:11
Well, actually, your contract with the United States governm...
We have employees to pay, food to buy, - Fatman 00:07
We have employees to pay, food to buy,
Humdinger of a time - Fatman 00:04
Humdinger of a time
The point is, with only half our payment, - Fatman 00:06
The point is, with only half our payment,
We understand the financial constraints that you're suffering. - Fatman 00:04
We understand the financial constraints that you're suf...
I mean, the important thing is, - Fatman 00:05
I mean, the important thing is,
Chris, Ruth, - Fatman 00:06
Chris, Ruth,
You know what happens if I hear you talked, right? - Fatman 00:04
You know what happens if I hear you talked, right?
Well, I will kill ol' Jo Jo Beans too. - Fatman 00:04
Well, I will kill ol' Jo Jo Beans too.
Now you're gonna go in there - Fatman 00:07
Now you're gonna go in there
Well, maybe you were thinking about buying them some Christmas presents. - Fatman 00:04
Well, maybe you were thinking about buying them some Christm...
Remember, two nights from now, - Fatman 00:11
Remember, two nights from now,
Nah, they're just trying to bully us - Fatman 00:05
Nah, they're just trying to bully us
I mean, I thought we did a great job for you back in '98. - Fatman 00:04
I mean, I thought we did a great job for you back in '9...
But if you're getting it that cheap, you've gotta be sacrificing something somewhere. - Fatman 00:04
But if you're getting it that cheap, you've gotta ...
Elon, this is Chris. What do you got for me? - Fatman 00:04
Elon, this is Chris. What do you got for me?