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The military would like to procureyour services on an annual basis

Fatman • 2020
The military would like to procure
your services on an annual basis

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The military would like to procure your services on an annual basis.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:31
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
fantasy, thriller
Production
Rough House Pictures,Sprockefeller Pictures,Mammoth Entertainment,Ingenious Media,Windy Hill Pictures,Carte Blanche

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Movie Summary

A rowdy, unorthodox Santa Claus is fighting to save his declining business. Meanwhile, Billy, a neglected and precocious 12 year old, hires a hit man to kill Santa after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking.
We are prepared to guarantee your subsidization for 15 years. - Fatman 00:06
We are prepared to guarantee your subsidization for 15 years...
I hear what you're saying, - Fatman 00:05
I hear what you're saying,
How about you wait until you get that check on the first of next month, - Fatman 00:08
How about you wait until you get that check on the first of ...
I appreciate your optimism, sir, I-I really do, - Fatman 00:10
I appreciate your optimism, sir, I-I really do,
And then maybe, Mr. Cringle, - Fatman 00:06
And then maybe, Mr. Cringle,
I'll keep some axle grease handy - Fatman 00:05
I'll keep some axle grease handy
But will the president do that? - Fatman 00:05
But will the president do that?
You know what I got for Christmas when I was your age? - Fatman 00:04
You know what I got for Christmas when I was your age?
You never forget the smell of burning flesh and menthols. - Fatman 00:05
You never forget the smell of burning flesh and menthols.
You know, I can't help but think the smallness and discoloration - Fatman 00:06
You know, I can't help but think the smallness and disc...
I bet if we gave some real food to these people, - Fatman 00:07
I bet if we gave some real food to these people,
Captain, we have discovered the most efficient and productive way to eat - Fatman 00:08
Captain, we have discovered the most efficient and productiv...
The body needs four food groups, - Fatman 00:06
The body needs four food groups,
Oh, every elf takes a 20-minute nap every eight hours. - Fatman 00:05
Oh, every elf takes a 20-minute nap every eight hours.
That keeps our bodies fresh and allows us to work on a 24-hour rotation. - Fatman 00:05
That keeps our bodies fresh and allows us to work on a 24-ho...
Thought I'd head into town tomorrow to check the PO box. - Fatman 00:05
Thought I'd head into town tomorrow to check the PO box...
Remember when my baking went through the vegan, sugar-free phase? - Fatman 00:04
Remember when my baking went through the vegan, sugar-free p...
But you told me, even though you knew I wouldn't be thrilled to hear it. - Fatman 00:05
But you told me, even though you knew I wouldn't be thr...
Point is, we both have good days and bad days. - Fatman 00:06
Point is, we both have good days and bad days.
We disagree. We tick each other off. - Fatman 00:04
We disagree. We tick each other off.