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Well, I'm... I'm the guy that's gonna buy you a beer
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Well, I'm... I'm the guythat's gonna buy you a beer

Fatman • 2020
Well, I'm... I'm the guy
that's gonna buy you a beer

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Well, I'm... I'm the guy that's gonna buy you a beer.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:54
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
fantasy, thriller
Production
Rough House Pictures,Sprockefeller Pictures,Mammoth Entertainment,Ingenious Media,Windy Hill Pictures,Carte Blanche

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Movie Summary

A rowdy, unorthodox Santa Claus is fighting to save his declining business. Meanwhile, Billy, a neglected and precocious 12 year old, hires a hit man to kill Santa after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking.
And Mike, drive safe. - Fatman 00:04
And Mike, drive safe.
- Who? - The good-looking guy - Fatman 00:05
- Who? - The good-looking guy
Oh, that fella. Well, I guess he left. - Fatman 00:04
Oh, that fella. Well, I guess he left.
Why is it every time you come in here, I end up going home alone? - Fatman 00:06
Why is it every time you come in here, I end up going home a...
- Hello? - Hello, ma'am. I'm a reporter with The Times. - Fatman 00:09
- Hello? - Hello, ma'am. I'm a reporter with The T...
- How can I help you? - Yesterday, we ran an article - Fatman 00:05
- How can I help you? - Yesterday, we ran an article
And I had a few follow-up questions - Fatman 00:05
And I had a few follow-up questions
No problem I can get that for you. - Fatman 00:05
No problem I can get that for you.
Just gonna be one more second. - Fatman 00:05
Just gonna be one more second.
Did you know a circuit is only as good as its ground? - Fatman 00:04
Did you know a circuit is only as good as its ground?
Twelve-volt car battery. - Fatman 00:05
Twelve-volt car battery.
Might not kill you, - Fatman 00:05
Might not kill you,
You're gonna return the first-place ribbon - Fatman 00:07
You're gonna return the first-place ribbon
Yeah. Hope they brought the other half of our check. - Fatman 00:05
Yeah. Hope they brought the other half of our check.
No, but it'll make me feel better. - Fatman 00:04
No, but it'll make me feel better.
- We've got a proposition for you. - No propositions, no shakes. - Fatman 00:04
- We've got a proposition for you. - No propositions, n...
Well, you only produced half of last year's product, - Fatman 00:08
Well, you only produced half of last year's product,
Well, this is Christmas. We're not handing out participation trophies. - Fatman 00:04
Well, this is Christmas. We're not handing out particip...
I can't help it if half the kids deserve coal instead of presents. - Fatman 00:04
I can't help it if half the kids deserve coal instead o...
Well, actually, your contract with the United States government, um, states, - Fatman 00:11
Well, actually, your contract with the United States governm...