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Would you like a cookie,Captain Jacobs?

Fatman • 2020
Would you like a cookie,
Captain Jacobs?

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Would you like a cookie, Captain Jacobs?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:45
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
fantasy, thriller
Production
Rough House Pictures,Sprockefeller Pictures,Mammoth Entertainment,Ingenious Media,Windy Hill Pictures,Carte Blanche

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Movie Summary

A rowdy, unorthodox Santa Claus is fighting to save his declining business. Meanwhile, Billy, a neglected and precocious 12 year old, hires a hit man to kill Santa after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking.
The hamster hammock is a top seller and this, the roller. - Fatman 00:04
The hamster hammock is a top seller and this, the roller.
- Well, I am. - You seem more like a... a reptile person. - Fatman 00:04
- Well, I am. - You seem more like a... a reptile person.
You know, lots of people don't know what kind of pet person they are, - Fatman 00:05
You know, lots of people don't know what kind of pet pe...
She wasn't a good listener, - Fatman 00:06
She wasn't a good listener,
7, my shop foreman, - Fatman 00:04
7, my shop foreman,
No, we've seen the numbers, we've seen the samples, - Fatman 00:05
No, we've seen the numbers, we've seen the samples...
The military would like to procure your services on an annual basis. - Fatman 00:04
The military would like to procure your services on an annua...
We are prepared to guarantee your subsidization for 15 years. - Fatman 00:06
We are prepared to guarantee your subsidization for 15 years...
I hear what you're saying, - Fatman 00:05
I hear what you're saying,
How about you wait until you get that check on the first of next month, - Fatman 00:08
How about you wait until you get that check on the first of ...
I appreciate your optimism, sir, I-I really do, - Fatman 00:10
I appreciate your optimism, sir, I-I really do,
And then maybe, Mr. Cringle, - Fatman 00:06
And then maybe, Mr. Cringle,
I'll keep some axle grease handy - Fatman 00:05
I'll keep some axle grease handy
But will the president do that? - Fatman 00:05
But will the president do that?
You know what I got for Christmas when I was your age? - Fatman 00:04
You know what I got for Christmas when I was your age?
You never forget the smell of burning flesh and menthols. - Fatman 00:05
You never forget the smell of burning flesh and menthols.
You know, I can't help but think the smallness and discoloration - Fatman 00:06
You know, I can't help but think the smallness and disc...
I bet if we gave some real food to these people, - Fatman 00:07
I bet if we gave some real food to these people,
Captain, we have discovered the most efficient and productive way to eat - Fatman 00:08
Captain, we have discovered the most efficient and productiv...
The body needs four food groups, - Fatman 00:06
The body needs four food groups,