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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Sure, and I'll call you a cocksucker!

Clerk at Flamingo Hotel:
Can I call you a cab?Police Chief: Sure, and I'll call you a cocksucker!

Full Transcript

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Can I call you a cab
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Sure and I'll call you a cocksucker
Available in 7 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
981
Timestamp in Movie
01:11:10
Uploaded
Mar 03, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, drama
Production
Summit Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fear and Loathing LLC,Rhino Films,Shark Productions

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Movie Summary

An oddball journalist and his psychopathic lawyer travel to Las Vegas for a series of psychedelic escapades.

Actors

Christopher Meloni
Clerk At Flamingo Hotel
Christopher Meloni
Troy Evans
Police Chief
Troy Evans
Of course I could hear what the clerk was really sayingListen you fuzzy little shitheadI've been fucked around in my timeby a fairly good cross sectionof mean tempered rule crazy copsAnd now it's my turnSo fuck you Officer I'm in charge - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:26
Of course I could hear what the clerk was really...
You You I know I know I know - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:09
You You I know I know I know
He's on our side - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:07
He's on our side
Montana Just to give these portraits to Barbra - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:06
Montana Just to give these portraits to Barbra
Absolutely. - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:17
Absolutely.
Well what are your plansPlansThe child in the bedroomOh Lucy I met her on the planeYeah She's a religious freakI gave her a cap before I realizedJesus she's never even had a drinkWell it'll probably work outWe can keep her loaded and then peddle her ass - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 02:19
Well what are your plansPlansThe child in the bedroomOh Lucy...
Let's go. - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:36
Let's go.
It's time to meet Barbra Last name - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:13
It's time to meet Barbra Last name
She's doing her Masters' thesis on well Barbra Streisand - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:07
She's doing her Masters' thesis on well Barbra...
Last nameI'd rather not say My brother's in politics - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:07
Last nameI'd rather not say My brother's in...
Yummy, yummy, yummy I've got love in my tummy And I feel like loving you Love is such a sweet thing Good enough to eat And it's just what I'm gonna do Lucy was a potentially fatal millstone on both our necks. - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:29
Yummy, yummy, yummy I've got love in my tummy And I...
That's that. - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:08
That's that.
Yummy, yummy, yummy I've got love in my tummy Let's find a good seafood restaurant and eat some red salmon. - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:11
Yummy, yummy, yummy I've got love in my tummy...
Let's find a good seafood restaurant and eat some red salmonI feel a powerful lust for red salmonOh no man We're gonna be late We gotta goGoddamn mescalineWhy the fuck can't they make it a little less pure - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:33
Let's find a good seafood restaurant and eat some red...
Oh, no, man. - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:35
Oh, no, man.
I saw these bastards in Easy Rider but I didn't believe they were realNot like this man not hundreds of themThey're actually pretty nice people once you get to know themKnow them I know these people in my goddamn bloodDon't say that word around here - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:17
I saw these bastards in Easy Rider but I didn't believe...
The most efficient way for us to do this is for each one of usto try and attempt to imagine what it is likeinside of the possessed mind of the addictHmmFor example a dope fiendrefers to the reefer butt as a roachbecause it resembles a cockroachWhat the - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 02:07
The most efficient way for us to do this is for each one of...
For example a dope fiendrefers to the reefer butt as a roachbecause it resembles a cockroach - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:16
For example a dope fiendrefers to the reefer butt as a...
I'm not really sure I can answer thatBut what I can tell you sir is if Margaret Mead at her agesmoked grassshe'd have one hell of a trip - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:16
I'm not really sure I can answer thatBut what I can...
One more layer of deviance to the woman. - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 00:09
One more layer of deviance to the woman.