UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dr. Gonzo:

When it comes to that fantastic note where the... rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to - throw - that - fuckin - radio - into the tub - with me. Raoul Duke:
Fuck, man. You've gone completely sideways! That'll blast you right through the wall. You'll be stone dead in ten seconds. Fuck, they'll make me explain things. Shit. Dr. Gonzo:
[reaching for his knife]
Bullshit! Raoul Duke:
[wielding a shower curtain pole]
Don't fuck with me now, man. I am Ahab. [Gonzo rises out of the tub with his knife] Raoul Duke:
Alright, you weird fucker! Sit down! Back in the tub! Back in the tub! I'll plunge this into your fucking throat, man. Dr. Gonzo:
Don't make me use this, man. Raoul Duke:
Alright, man. It's probably the only solution. Let me make sure I've got this all lined up. You want me to, uh, throw this into the tub when the white rabbit peaks? Is that it? Dr. Gonzo:
Ugh, I was beginning to think I was gonna have to go outside and get one of the goddamn maids to do it. Raoul Duke:
No, man. I'll do it. Shit, what are friends for? Raoul Duke:
[now playing white rabbit]
Are you ready? Close your eyes. Yeah... good boy. Dr. Gonzo:
[suddenly flailing around]
White rabbit! White rabbit! Raoul Duke:
Why, goddammit? You're wasting my time! Dr. Gonzo:
Higher, man! Higher! Ugh! Higher! [Duke turns up the volume] Raoul Duke:
Okay, close those peepers. Ten... Dr. Gonzo:
Waughhhhh! Raoul Duke:
Nine! Hundred-and-eleven! Fifty-two! Three! [Duke throws a grapefruit and Gonzo's head and runs out of the bathroom] Dr. Gonzo:
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