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Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool

"Honey, if I were to leave you, if I were to leave you for somebody,it will be for that...

"Honey, if I were to leave you, if I were to leave you for somebody,
it will be for that actor right there." "And I live more
in the real world, honey." "If I was to leave you,
it would be for that girl that gave her the popcorn." "You know
that girl with the big fuckin' hickey and the cold sore, that bitch."

Full Transcript

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"Honey, if I were to leave you,
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if I were to leave you for somebody, it will be for that actor right there."
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"And I live more in the real world, honey."
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"If I was to leave you, it would be for that girl
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that gave her the popcorn."
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"You know that girl with the big fuckin' hickey
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and the cold sore, that bitch."
Duration
20 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:33
Uploaded
Feb 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool
"Ah, so you are a whore. You didn't pass the test, bitch." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
"Ah, so you are a whore. You didn't pass the test,...
Imagine you'd be like, "What friends?" - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:10
Imagine you'd be like, "What friends?"
When… when women go out together, - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:07
When… when women go out together,
Like, the hottest heavyweight champion of the world is there. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
Like, the hottest heavyweight champion of the world is there...
The hottest flyweight champion of the world is there. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
The hottest flyweight champion of the world is there.
But when you see men going out, - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:07
But when you see men going out,
And one really good-looking guy. Like, he shouldn't even be there. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
And one really good-looking guy. Like, he shouldn't eve...
Cuban, silver eyes, 6'2", big-ass penis. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:07
Cuban, silver eyes, 6'2", big-ass penis.
When he walks into the room, all the women look at him. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
When he walks into the room, all the women look at him.
"Man, he is so hot." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:13
"Man, he is so hot."
When my Mauricio walks into a room, it's like a white lion coming in. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
When my Mauricio walks into a room, it's like a white l...
And me following behind him like a hyena with a broken leg. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
And me following behind him like a hyena with a broken leg.
Mauricio and I, we hooked up. Man, he hooked up. I was there. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
Mauricio and I, we hooked up. Man, he hooked up. I was there...
We took two women home. Well… There was two. I went with him, you know. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
We took two women home. Well… There was two. I went with him...
We had sex in the same room, man, with the light on and shit. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
We had sex in the same room, man, with the light on and shit...
I couldn't focus. I kept checking out Mauricio's body. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
I couldn't focus. I kept checking out Mauricio's b...
"Damn, bro. You worked out, huh?" - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:12
"Damn, bro. You worked out, huh?"
"How do you that, bro?" - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:18
"How do you that, bro?"
"I don't know, bro. She's a mute." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
"I don't know, bro. She's a mute."
"We're losing, bitch. We're fuckin' losing." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:10
"We're losing, bitch. We're fuckin' losi...