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Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool

I love being married, man, 'cause you don't have to finish the job.You just gotta be there

I love being married, man, 'cause you don't have to finish the job.
You just gotta be there

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I love being married, man,
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'cause you don't have to finish the job. You just gotta be there.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:47
Uploaded
Feb 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool
And just tell your wife, "You know, let's try tomorrow." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:08
And just tell your wife, "You know, let's try tomo...
It still hurts you… It hurts your ego when you lose your hard-on. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
It still hurts you… It hurts your ego when you lose your har...
You're still pumping, and nothing there, just a paintbrush. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
You're still pumping, and nothing there, just a paintbr...
"Yeah." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:23
"Yeah."
Yeah. I'm married. I wear my ring wherever I go. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
Yeah. I'm married. I wear my ring wherever I go.
To let women know - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
To let women know
All the good ones stay away from you, but the bad ones stick around. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
All the good ones stay away from you, but the bad ones stick...
They walk up to you, - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:08
They walk up to you,
"I just found out you're married, you liar. You didn't tell me." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:23
"I just found out you're married, you liar. You di...
I'm getting older, man. I am at the age now where… - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:11
I'm getting older, man. I am at the age now where…
"Oh, is that milk? Oh fuck. Let's get the fuck out of here." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:16
"Oh, is that milk? Oh fuck. Let's get the fuck out...
I am at the age now where I can see all my favorite rock bands - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:08
I am at the age now where I can see all my favorite rock ban...
You know what I'm talking about, bro. W… when… when I was young… - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:18
You know what I'm talking about, bro. W… when… when I w...
You see somebody smoking meth, you look and say, - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:13
You see somebody smoking meth, you look and say,
Like, if somebody would've taken me to Shark Tank at that moment, - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:07
Like, if somebody would've taken me to Shark Tank at th...
"Yeah, sharks, I just need, um, $200." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
"Yeah, sharks, I just need, um, $200."
"And I'll give you 90% of the business." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:12
"And I'll give you 90% of the business."
She's gonna look at me, all sad. And she's like… - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:28
She's gonna look at me, all sad. And she's like…
"Oh my God!" - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
"Oh my God!"
I'm so glad that some of you guys brought your wives here, - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
I'm so glad that some of you guys brought your wives he...