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Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool

"Mommy's gonna drive." That's sad, man, when your wife has to drive you homeafter they...

"Mommy's gonna drive." That's sad, man, when your wife has to drive you home
after they beat your ass

Full Transcript

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"Mommy's gonna drive."
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That's sad, man,
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when your wife has to drive you home after they beat your ass.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:30
Uploaded
Feb 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool
"I guess it's different when they all come at you at once, huh?" - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
"I guess it's different when they all come at you ...
You're in the… - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:08
You're in the…
"Yeah, this pussy pissed me off earlier." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:18
"Yeah, this pussy pissed me off earlier."
I love being married, man, - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:07
I love being married, man,
And just tell your wife, "You know, let's try tomorrow." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:08
And just tell your wife, "You know, let's try tomo...
It still hurts you… It hurts your ego when you lose your hard-on. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
It still hurts you… It hurts your ego when you lose your har...
You're still pumping, and nothing there, just a paintbrush. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
You're still pumping, and nothing there, just a paintbr...
"Yeah." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:23
"Yeah."
Yeah. I'm married. I wear my ring wherever I go. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
Yeah. I'm married. I wear my ring wherever I go.
To let women know - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
To let women know
All the good ones stay away from you, but the bad ones stick around. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
All the good ones stay away from you, but the bad ones stick...
They walk up to you, - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:08
They walk up to you,
"I just found out you're married, you liar. You didn't tell me." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:23
"I just found out you're married, you liar. You di...
I'm getting older, man. I am at the age now where… - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:11
I'm getting older, man. I am at the age now where…
"Oh, is that milk? Oh fuck. Let's get the fuck out of here." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:16
"Oh, is that milk? Oh fuck. Let's get the fuck out...
I am at the age now where I can see all my favorite rock bands - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:08
I am at the age now where I can see all my favorite rock ban...
You know what I'm talking about, bro. W… when… when I was young… - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:18
You know what I'm talking about, bro. W… when… when I w...
You see somebody smoking meth, you look and say, - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:13
You see somebody smoking meth, you look and say,
Like, if somebody would've taken me to Shark Tank at that moment, - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:07
Like, if somebody would've taken me to Shark Tank at th...
"Yeah, sharks, I just need, um, $200." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
"Yeah, sharks, I just need, um, $200."