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Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool

My dad would look at me and go… "You wanna suck a dick or what?" You know, like… "Don't...

My dad would look at me and go… "You wanna suck a dick or what?" You know, like… "Don't cry, mijo." My dad was one of those dads
that if a baseball hit you in the face, instead of calling for help, he would get that dirty ball
and rub it on your eye

Full Transcript

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My dad would look at me and go…
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"You wanna suck a dick or what?"
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You know, like…
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"Don't cry, mijo."
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My dad was one of those dads that if a baseball hit you in the face,
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instead of calling for help,
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he would get that dirty ball and rub it on your eye.
Duration
20 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:16
Uploaded
Feb 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool
He'd look at you, "Don't fuckin' cry, son of a bitch." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:14
He'd look at you, "Don't fuckin' cry, so...
I remember watching Bambi, and Bambi's mom was dying. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
I remember watching Bambi, and Bambi's mom was dying.
We had to pretend it was hilarious. "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:11
We had to pretend it was hilarious. "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
Like, we… I couldn't cry for Bambi's mom until I was 30 years old. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
Like, we… I couldn't cry for Bambi's mom until I w...
I was coked-out in an alley, crying and shit… - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:19
I was coked-out in an alley, crying and shit…
My big homie comes up to me, "Why you crying, homie?" - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:16
My big homie comes up to me, "Why you crying, homie?&qu...
If I order extra cheese, - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:07
If I order extra cheese,
I don't wanna be in an airplane going, "Ah, I fucked up." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:09
I don't wanna be in an airplane going, "Ah, I fuck...
You wipe your ass, nothing on the paper. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
You wipe your ass, nothing on the paper.
You can't believe it. "What the fuck? Are you serious? Is that me?" - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
You can't believe it. "What the fuck? Are you seri...
And if you're a man that lives with a woman, man, - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:07
And if you're a man that lives with a woman, man,
- Yes! - If you leave one stain, clean it. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
- Yes! - If you leave one stain, clean it.
Because your wife might clean it, - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:07
Because your wife might clean it,
Ten years from now, you're coming home from a funeral. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
Ten years from now, you're coming home from a funeral.
You gotta have a young man, someone that believes in you, - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
You gotta have a young man, someone that believes in you,
When you date somebody young, you can share your dreams with them. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
When you date somebody young, you can share your dreams with...
"Yeah, babe." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:17
"Yeah, babe."
"Honey, I feel like going back to school." "I'm gonna stop you right there, stupid." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:21
"Honey, I feel like going back to school." "I...
"You should work that case pro bono." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:15
"You should work that case pro bono."
I need a woman that knows the difference between a heart attack and a good time. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
I need a woman that knows the difference between a heart att...