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Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool

They say to each other, "Fuckin' Montague,I love you, fuckin' April." "Fuckin' Bert,...

They say to each other, "Fuckin' Montague,
I love you, fuckin' April." "Fuckin' Bert, fuckin' Jonathan." I never close my eyes for a hug

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They say to each other,
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"Fuckin' Montague, I love you, fuckin' April."
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"Fuckin' Bert, fuckin' Jonathan."
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I never close my eyes for a hug.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:04
Uploaded
Feb 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool
I closed my eyes when I was nine. Somebody grabbed my pipi… - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:09
I closed my eyes when I was nine. Somebody grabbed my pipi…...
It's cool, you know, when you're eight, nine, twelve, fifteen… - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:09
It's cool, you know, when you're eight, nine, twel...
"Bro, if you're gonna do that to me, I gotta take my medicine first, fool." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
"Bro, if you're gonna do that to me, I gotta take ...
Now, white people, they know how to deal with family issues, man. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
Now, white people, they know how to deal with family issues,...
They be on the phone, "Listen, Jennifer, you fuckin' stupid-ass bitch." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:18
They be on the phone, "Listen, Jennifer, you fuckin...
And you just say, "That's my mom, bro. That's the way she is." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:15
And you just say, "That's my mom, bro. That's...
My wife, a Capricorn. Talking all that shit, bro, you know. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
My wife, a Capricorn. Talking all that shit, bro, you know.
Like, your mom can make fun of your speech impairment, still. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
Like, your mom can make fun of your speech impairment, still...
And all you do is say, "That's my m-m-m-m-mom right there, bro." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:15
And all you do is say, "That's my m-m-m-m-mom righ...
"Hey, bro, your fuckin' mom just committed a federal offense." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:14
"Hey, bro, your fuckin' mom just committed a feder...
Like, white people, they deal with mental illness - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
Like, white people, they deal with mental illness
"Watch out for my uncle Ron, man." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:18
"Watch out for my uncle Ron, man."
We just cash their check, and that's it. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
We just cash their check, and that's it.
We give them a fuckin' funny nickname and move on. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
We give them a fuckin' funny nickname and move on.
"Hey, bro, who's that crazy guy?" "Oh, it's my uncle Twilight Zone, bro." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
"Hey, bro, who's that crazy guy?" "Oh, i...
"Yeah, bro. He hasn't been the same since the Gulf War, bro." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:10
"Yeah, bro. He hasn't been the same since the Gulf...
But we're afraid to tell him the score. He might go crazy, you know. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:05
But we're afraid to tell him the score. He might go cra...
And right after I paid for my burrito, they robbed the taco truck. - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:06
And right after I paid for my burrito, they robbed the taco ...
"We got robbed." - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:12
"We got robbed."
"Nobody took carne asada, nobody took horchata, - Felipe Esparza: Raging Fool 00:42
"Nobody took carne asada, nobody took horchata,