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Femalien: Cosmic Crush

The Alterians face a cosmic threat from the Thanagarian Pleasure Pod, a mega-parasite that consumes their life essence, prompting Collector Maxy Prime and Gabby Minx to investigate.

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Lindsey Schmitz

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Yeah, I think I gotta
do something a little - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Yeah, I think I gotta do something a little

My friend and I
are here to collect - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

My friend and I are here to collect

I understand that not
all species may share - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

I understand that not all species may share

If your bond with Marion
prevents you from sharing with me - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

If your bond with Marion prevents you from sharing with me

That was a direct quote
from the Alterian Code - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

That was a direct quote from the Alterian Code

This was a sacred place
to the ancient Thanagarians. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

This was a sacred place to the ancient Thanagarians.

I was hoping, maybe, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

I was hoping, maybe,

And I can't tell if she's
hugging them or strangling them. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

And I can't tell if she's hugging them or strangli...

Yes, I figured they were
significant in your religion. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Yes, I figured they were significant in your religion.

Jeetz and Pim are
having an affair, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Jeetz and Pim are having an affair,

Those two lovebirds can't keep
their hands off each other. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Those two lovebirds can't keep their hands off each oth...

I can't impinge on
their rights, Marion. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

I can't impinge on their rights, Marion.

In fact, I find
it very arousing. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

In fact, I find it very arousing.

Everyone here is
a sex maniac but me. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Everyone here is a sex maniac but me.

Well, he is the only
man on the expedition. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Well, he is the only man on the expedition.

Did, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Jeetz is especially ragged
and unkempt, even for a man. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Jeetz is especially ragged and unkempt, even for a man.

I prefer my playthings pretty - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

I prefer my playthings pretty

And your new friends, they
look curious and hungry. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

And your new friends, they look curious and hungry.

Yes, but we can
have our own fun. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Yes, but we can have our own fun.

As they say in the tungsten
mines of Arcar Genesi, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

As they say in the tungsten mines of Arcar Genesi,

These images harken the
return of the All Mother, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

These images harken the return of the All Mother,

Primitive superstition,
merely an ancient - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Primitive superstition, merely an ancient

The Thanagarian sex
eater will reawaken, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

The Thanagarian sex eater will reawaken,

And she will usher in oblivion, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

And she will usher in oblivion,

We must proceed with caution, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

We must proceed with caution,

But you must admit, Council, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

But you must admit, Council,

The Goddess is not
without her charms, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

The Goddess is not without her charms,

We will pull
them from the field - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

We will pull them from the field

I don't dare consider
what tortures our agents - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

I don't dare consider what tortures our agents

Oh, this sure has been
a strange expedition. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Oh, this sure has been a strange expedition.

Maybe this cavern isn't
as secure as we thought. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Maybe this cavern isn't as secure as we thought.

I want you to join
me in the Throne Room, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

I want you to join me in the Throne Room,

Join me at the throne
in 20 paraclicks. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Join me at the throne in 20 paraclicks.

We saw some very
interesting things - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

We saw some very interesting things

Yes, Earth slang for
sexual intercourse. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Yes, Earth slang for sexual intercourse.

No, I mean I actually
slept with him. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

No, I mean I actually slept with him.

They were really
strange and super kinky. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

They were really strange and super kinky.

Alterians don't sleep, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Alterians don't sleep,

Well, you're a
female, she's a female. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Well, you're a female, she's a female.

As they say in the Calomber
Casino, dealer's choice. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

As they say in the Calomber Casino, dealer's choice.

I see the pod has been
well fed in my absence. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

I see the pod has been well fed in my absence.

Yes, Professor. She especially
enjoys her new guests. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Yes, Professor. She especially enjoys her new guests.

I don't know if
it's appropriate - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

I don't know if it's appropriate

I feel my duties have shifted, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

I feel my duties have shifted,

Therefore, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Yes, she likes that. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Yes, she likes that.

From now on, you
will kneel to her. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

From now on, you will kneel to her.

Marion, look at you. You
never looked so hot before. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Marion, look at you. You never looked so hot before.

She is royalty now,
and you are nothing. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

She is royalty now, and you are nothing.

You've all been acting
strange since we got here. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

You've all been acting strange since we got here.

I mean, the professor's
on a power trip, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

I mean, the professor's on a power trip,

But I like that you are
taking this well, Pim. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

But I like that you are taking this well, Pim.

Whoa, this Empress
Dara'Tel's off her nut. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Whoa, this Empress Dara'Tel's off her nut.

Yes, the crazy ones
make the best lovers. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Yes, the crazy ones make the best lovers.

Be that as it may, there
seems to be more afoot here - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Be that as it may, there seems to be more afoot here

Everyone in this place
is so weird, except for me. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Everyone in this place is so weird, except for me.

Well, you two
are okay, I guess. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Well, you two are okay, I guess.

But my research crew,
ever since we got here, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

But my research crew, ever since we got here,

Yes, but there's
something developing there - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Yes, but there's something developing there

Yes, the slurry to feed
our little worker bees - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Yes, the slurry to feed our little worker bees

Pim, prepare
for our new guest. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Pim, prepare for our new guest.

Gab-E, are you sure that
bikinis are the best garb - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Gab-E, are you sure that bikinis are the best garb

The cavern is cracking
apart. I can hear it. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

The cavern is cracking apart. I can hear it.

Guys, I don't think it's safe. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Guys, I don't think it's safe.

That was a little
harsh, wasn't it, Maxy? - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

That was a little harsh, wasn't it, Maxy?

If I'm gonna be any
good for this team, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

If I'm gonna be any good for this team,

Miss, you are very lovely,
but I got a freight of slurry - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Miss, you are very lovely, but I got a freight of slurry

So, if we could, as they say
in the Grail Star Cluster, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

So, if we could, as they say in the Grail Star Cluster,

Lady, I got eight penises
that need satisfaction. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Lady, I got eight penises that need satisfaction.

You got the king of the cosmic
convoy, Blue Hugh Mongous. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

You got the king of the cosmic convoy, Blue Hugh Mongous.

I would like to welcome you
to our newest attraction here - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

I would like to welcome you to our newest attraction here

You just sit down, get
comfortable and enjoy the show. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

You just sit down, get comfortable and enjoy the show.

Dara'Tel and Pim
are over with some - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Dara'Tel and Pim are over with some

Marion, these friends of
yours are very interesting. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Marion, these friends of yours are very interesting.

Okay, I have no idea
where this is going now. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Okay, I have no idea where this is going now.

Ooh, how lucky are we today? - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Ooh, how lucky are we today?

Our body heat has
attracted some native one. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Our body heat has attracted some native one.

Oh, hey now, what are these
squishy little critters? - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Oh, hey now, what are these squishy little critters?

What she means to say is,
this is a protected species. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

What she means to say is, this is a protected species.

Just give it a little tickle, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Just give it a little tickle,

I don't want no funny stuff.
Just girls, and lots of them. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

I don't want no funny stuff. Just girls, and lots of th...

Just tickle the damn
pleasure pods, you ugly squid. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Just tickle the damn pleasure pods, you ugly squid.

You finally found me
after all these miles. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

You finally found me after all these miles.

Blue Hugh Mongous, - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Blue Hugh Mongous,

See, Pim, that's why I
don't fool around with males. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

See, Pim, that's why I don't fool around with male...

Should we do something
about our friend here? - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Should we do something about our friend here?

Oh, whatever. He
was a dick anyways. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Oh, whatever. He was a dick anyways.

I think they just
killed that guy. - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

I think they just killed that guy.

Maxy, are you thinking
what I'm thinking? - Femalien: Cosmic Crush

Maxy, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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The Alterians face a cosmic threat from the Thanagarian Pleasure Pod, a mega-parasite that consumes their life essence, prompting Collector Maxy Prime and Gabby Minx to investigate.

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Director: Lindsey Schmitz

Writer: Lindsey Schmitz

Production: N/A

Genre: fantasy, sci-fi

Year: 2020

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 3.6

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Released: 11 Dec 2020

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