To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
'Cause if I'm in a vegetative state
Please log in to add to collections.
Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

'Cause if I'm in a vegetative state, I trust that my boyfriend'sa pragmatic guy, and he'll...

'Cause if I'm in a vegetative state, I trust that my boyfriend's
a pragmatic guy, and he'll have the decency
to turn my machine off or smother me with a pillow
while the doctor's out the room and serve a short-to-medium jail sentence after we launch
a successful Guardian campaign

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.088
'Cause if I'm in a vegetative state,
00:00:02.096 --> 00:00:05.044
I trust that my boyfriend's a pragmatic guy,
00:00:05.052 --> 00:00:08.012
and he'll have the decency to turn my machine off
00:00:08.002 --> 00:00:11.999
or smother me with a pillow while the doctor's out the room
00:00:11.012 --> 00:00:13.044
and serve a short-to-medium jail sentence
00:00:13.052 --> 00:00:16.024
after we launch a successful Guardian campaign.
Duration
17 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:16
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.