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'Cause if I'm in a vegetative state, I trust that my boyfriend's
a pragmatic guy, and he'll have the decency
to turn my machine off or smother me with a pillow
while the doctor's out the room and serve a short-to-medium jail sentence after we launch
a successful Guardian campaign
a pragmatic guy, and he'll have the decency
to turn my machine off or smother me with a pillow
while the doctor's out the room and serve a short-to-medium jail sentence after we launch
a successful Guardian campaign
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'Cause if I'm in a vegetative state,
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I trust that my boyfriend's
a pragmatic guy,
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and he'll have the decency
to turn my machine off
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or smother me with a pillow
while the doctor's out the room
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and serve a short-to-medium jail sentence
00:00:13.052 --> 00:00:16.024
after we launch
a successful Guardian campaign.
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Movie Summary
The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.