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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

Dad? And… How do you get through the vowsat the second weddin' without just pissing...

Dad? And… How do you get through the vows
at the second weddin' without just pissing yourself laughin'?

Full Transcript

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Dad? And…
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How do you get through the vows at the second weddin'
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without just pissing yourself laughin'?
Duration
11 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:45
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
"I promise to love, honor, and obey… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
"I promise to love, honor, and obey…
And I… It's… Honestly, it's not that I'm not romantic. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
And I… It's… Honestly, it's not that I'm not ...
But I don't wanna declare my special, precious love for my boyfriend - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
But I don't wanna declare my special, precious love for...
And sometimes people say why they fell in love at the wedding ceremony. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
And sometimes people say why they fell in love at the weddin...
Sometimes people say why they fell in love, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:45
Sometimes people say why they fell in love,
In Scotland, you say "abortion," they think Jesus is watchin'. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
In Scotland, you say "abortion," they think Jesus ...
In England, loads of middle-class people, people with money, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
In England, loads of middle-class people, people with money,
"Get your degree. Social mobility all the way." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
"Get your degree. Social mobility all the way."
I don't want youse to think that I'm not, you know… uh… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
I don't want youse to think that I'm not, you know...
I've got a very traditional view of marriage, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:13
I've got a very traditional view of marriage,
That was what it was invented for. It was, uh, bringin' farms together, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
That was what it was invented for. It was, uh, bringin'...
Love didn't come into it, man. They just threw that in down the line - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
Love didn't come into it, man. They just threw that in ...
We check the moles on your back. It doesn't benefit women. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
We check the moles on your back. It doesn't benefit wom...
The love part of marriage is a trick. Love is a delusion, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
The love part of marriage is a trick. Love is a delusion,
It's never women that are goin' out with male models - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
It's never women that are goin' out with male mode...
No. It's always ones with sea monsters. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
No. It's always ones with sea monsters.
The second they've had a bottle of prosecco, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:22
The second they've had a bottle of prosecco,
"Have an affair!" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
"Have an affair!"
I was gonna get a civil partnership for my ten-year anniversary. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
I was gonna get a civil partnership for my ten-year annivers...
Uh, I was gonna get a civil partnership, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
Uh, I was gonna get a civil partnership,