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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

?he went, "Who do you want to be?" And I just panicked, man. I was like, "Brooklyn...

�he went, "Who do you want to be?" And I just panicked, man. I was like, "Brooklyn Beckham?"

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…he went, "Who do you want to be?"
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And I just panicked, man. I was like,
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"Brooklyn Beckham?"
Duration
9 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:28
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
But what I do know is Brooklyn has a crackin' life, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
But what I do know is Brooklyn has a crackin' life,
The other day, I tried doin' sexual talking again, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:13
The other day, I tried doin' sexual talking again,
You know, before goin' out with him, I thought I was a really sexy person - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
You know, before goin' out with him, I thought I was a ...
I was like, "I'm dead sexy 'cause I've had sex." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I was like, "I'm dead sexy 'cause I've h...
And I found this out because I got told off for kink shamin'. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
And I found this out because I got told off for kink shamin&...
So the moment they went, "Actually, Fern, don't kink shame," I was like, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
So the moment they went, "Actually, Fern, don't ki...
That was when I was like, "Get a Telegraph subscription." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
That was when I was like, "Get a Telegraph subscription...
I'm like, "Is this where young people's sense of victimhood comes from?" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:16
I'm like, "Is this where young people's sense...
And look, I'm sorry if… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:25
And look, I'm sorry if…
So it's quite a miracle I turned out to be the shagger I am today. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
So it's quite a miracle I turned out to be the shagger ...
'Cause I got told a lot of sex lies growing up, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
'Cause I got told a lot of sex lies growing up,
She was a very sweet woman but deeply religious. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
She was a very sweet woman but deeply religious.
She took me aside one day in the summer holidays when I was 14, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
She took me aside one day in the summer holidays when I was ...
And she said, "Oh, hen, I found these things in your room today." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:16
And she said, "Oh, hen, I found these things in your ro...
Uh, old Irish Catholics believe that tampons compromise your virginity, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
Uh, old Irish Catholics believe that tampons compromise your...
And that is not intended to shame the micropenis community, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
And that is not intended to shame the micropenis community,
They're all doing gigs of their own up and down the country, aren't they? - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
They're all doing gigs of their own up and down the cou...
I just think it's wildly naive - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
I just think it's wildly naive
I mean, the nightmare scenarios that would ensue - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I mean, the nightmare scenarios that would ensue
'Cause now, if he's a bit slobby, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:18
'Cause now, if he's a bit slobby,