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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

I can lie.It's just that any time I attempt it, I always make the lie implausibly big

I can lie.
It's just that any time I attempt it, I always make the lie implausibly big

Full Transcript

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I can lie. It's just that any time I attempt it,
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I always make the lie implausibly big.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:44
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
It's always somethin' along the lines of, "Don't worry, Mum." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:18
It's always somethin' along the lines of, "Do...
Neurotypical people, by the way, you guys have a… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
Neurotypical people, by the way, you guys have a…
So sometimes, when I say to a neurotypical person I'm autistic, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:35
So sometimes, when I say to a neurotypical person I'm a...
Another important thing I found out about my identity… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
Another important thing I found out about my identity…
Uh, I really… Like, Scottish comedians, a lot of Scottish people I meet, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
Uh, I really… Like, Scottish comedians, a lot of Scottish pe...
I really can only connect with you if you, too, are a Catholic. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
I really can only connect with you if you, too, are a Cathol...
If you had a pedophile sing a cappella at you every Sunday… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:16
If you had a pedophile sing a cappella at you every Sunday…...
So I found out… I did a DNA test, right? One of those online DNA tests. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
So I found out… I did a DNA test, right? One of those online...
- Same! - Never lived in Ireland. Yes, high-five! - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
- Same! - Never lived in Ireland. Yes, high-five!
This is a testimony to the power of sectarianism in Scotland. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
This is a testimony to the power of sectarianism in Scotland...
It's just Catholics inbreedin' with Catholics again and again and again. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
It's just Catholics inbreedin' with Catholics agai...
Faces gettin' hairier with each generation. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
Faces gettin' hairier with each generation.
I've never been happier not to be British. I was delighted not to be British. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
I've never been happier not to be British. I was deligh...
I'm only 1.7% British, and to be honest, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I'm only 1.7% British, and to be honest,
Uh, I've been tryin' to go to the gym a lot, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
Uh, I've been tryin' to go to the gym a lot,
And, uh, I got banned from my local gym in London - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
And, uh, I got banned from my local gym in London
I feel like wearin' a T-shirt that says, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:17
I feel like wearin' a T-shirt that says,
I have to save up my gym visits for when I go on tour to Scotland, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I have to save up my gym visits for when I go on tour to Sco...
Just… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Just…
There is no Scottish man will dare tell me - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
There is no Scottish man will dare tell me