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I can't imagine gettin' married anythin' other than sarcastically
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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

I can't imagine gettin' marriedanythin' other than sarcastically or if Channel 4 paid me...

I can't imagine gettin' married
anythin' other than sarcastically or if Channel 4 paid me to do it
for a twisted reality show

Full Transcript

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I can't imagine gettin' married anythin' other than sarcastically
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or if Channel 4 paid me to do it for a twisted reality show.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:22
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
And this isn't about me bein' cynical, bitter about men. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
And this isn't about me bein' cynical, bitter abou...
I've been goin' out with this guy for ages, like, ten, 11 years. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
I've been goin' out with this guy for ages, like, ...
Now, even though I'm 36, I think I'm 18, so I find this a bit dodgy. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Now, even though I'm 36, I think I'm 18, so I find...
I'm always sayin' to him, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:27
I'm always sayin' to him,
I'm laughing, 'cause I would literally have to be on ecstasy - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
I'm laughing, 'cause I would literally have to be ...
I'm not gonna declare my love in front of all my family and friends. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
I'm not gonna declare my love in front of all my family...
Look, you guys, maybe you got married - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
Look, you guys, maybe you got married
I'm not gonna declare my love in front of Julie, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I'm not gonna declare my love in front of Julie,
And I have to shell out for her to have salmon or chicken - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
And I have to shell out for her to have salmon or chicken
I can't… I'm not gonna declare my love in front of my boyfriend's, uh, uncle, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
I can't… I'm not gonna declare my love in front of...
I want the whole event to be presided over - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
I want the whole event to be presided over
How do you get married a second time - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
How do you get married a second time
Dad? And… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
Dad? And…
"I promise to love, honor, and obey… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
"I promise to love, honor, and obey…
And I… It's… Honestly, it's not that I'm not romantic. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
And I… It's… Honestly, it's not that I'm not ...
But I don't wanna declare my special, precious love for my boyfriend - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
But I don't wanna declare my special, precious love for...
And sometimes people say why they fell in love at the wedding ceremony. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
And sometimes people say why they fell in love at the weddin...
Sometimes people say why they fell in love, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:45
Sometimes people say why they fell in love,
In Scotland, you say "abortion," they think Jesus is watchin'. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
In Scotland, you say "abortion," they think Jesus ...
In England, loads of middle-class people, people with money, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
In England, loads of middle-class people, people with money,