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I don't want youse to think that I'm not, you know… uh…
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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

I don't want youse to thinkthat I'm not, you know… uh… that I'm against tradition

I don't want youse to think
that I'm not, you know… uh… that I'm against tradition

Full Transcript

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I don't want youse to think that I'm not, you know… uh…
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that I'm against tradition.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:34
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
I've got a very traditional view of marriage, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:13
I've got a very traditional view of marriage,
That was what it was invented for. It was, uh, bringin' farms together, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
That was what it was invented for. It was, uh, bringin'...
Love didn't come into it, man. They just threw that in down the line - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
Love didn't come into it, man. They just threw that in ...
We check the moles on your back. It doesn't benefit women. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
We check the moles on your back. It doesn't benefit wom...
The love part of marriage is a trick. Love is a delusion, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
The love part of marriage is a trick. Love is a delusion,
It's never women that are goin' out with male models - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
It's never women that are goin' out with male mode...
No. It's always ones with sea monsters. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
No. It's always ones with sea monsters.
The second they've had a bottle of prosecco, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:22
The second they've had a bottle of prosecco,
"Have an affair!" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
"Have an affair!"
I was gonna get a civil partnership for my ten-year anniversary. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
I was gonna get a civil partnership for my ten-year annivers...
Uh, I was gonna get a civil partnership, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
Uh, I was gonna get a civil partnership,
You have to sorta be powered through it by romance and stuff. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
You have to sorta be powered through it by romance and stuff...
So I was filling it out, thinking of romance and love, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:13
So I was filling it out, thinking of romance and love,
Fuck it. Love is powerful, but not as powerful - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
Fuck it. Love is powerful, but not as powerful
I've been meaning to get around to it, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
I've been meaning to get around to it,
I want to transfer the right of my father to switch off my life-support machine - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
I want to transfer the right of my father to switch off my l...
'Cause if I'm in a vegetative state, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:17
'Cause if I'm in a vegetative state,
My dad's a hardcore Catholic. He's against euthanasia. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
My dad's a hardcore Catholic. He's against euthana...
If anythin' happens to me when I'm unmarried, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
If anythin' happens to me when I'm unmarried,
Back to Disneyland, back to Lourdes, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
Back to Disneyland, back to Lourdes,