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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

I just know that the train gets betterwhen they all get off

I just know that the train gets better
when they all get off

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I just know that the train gets better when they all get off.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:44
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
"I don't feel frightened now!" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
"I don't feel frightened now!"
Some chubby plumber's gonna serve me bacon Frazzles, not… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
Some chubby plumber's gonna serve me bacon Frazzles, no...
I'll have to nosh him off. I'll give him a gobble. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
I'll have to nosh him off. I'll give him a gobble.
I'll do it gratefully, with my sagging, aged face - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I'll do it gratefully, with my sagging, aged face
That's what hard about this age. Your face starts to get too baggy for your skull. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
That's what hard about this age. Your face starts to ge...
More and more of my selfies have to be taken at this angle - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
More and more of my selfies have to be taken at this angle
I'm sorry if that makes any of youse uncomfortable, uh, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
I'm sorry if that makes any of youse uncomfortable, uh,
Didn't have to worry about what those guys were up to, 'cause they were just… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:15
Didn't have to worry about what those guys were up to, ...
And I had a thought that disturbed me, and I thought, "Hey, I've got money now." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:25
And I had a thought that disturbed me, and I thought, "...
I used to feel bad saying I was a lap dancer - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:23
I used to feel bad saying I was a lap dancer
I kinda always feel older people in the audience goin', - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:14
I kinda always feel older people in the audience goin',
Yeah! I'll say "strip club" to you, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
Yeah! I'll say "strip club" to you,
So, anyway, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
So, anyway,
I like to think of them reminiscing to each other - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I like to think of them reminiscing to each other
Like that old woman at the start of Titanic that's just… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
Like that old woman at the start of Titanic that's just...
That was the plot of Titanic. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
That was the plot of Titanic.
"Who cares, man? He was poor!" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
"Who cares, man? He was poor!"
Two old ladies. "Do you remember, Eileen, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:42
Two old ladies. "Do you remember, Eileen,
Hey, sometimes audiences think I've made that Gaddafi bit up - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:14
Hey, sometimes audiences think I've made that Gaddafi b...
I met his nephews that night in Big Daddy O's. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
I met his nephews that night in Big Daddy O's.