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I just think it's wildly naive
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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

I just think it's wildly naive to assumewhat a woman looks for in a willy is what she...

I just think it's wildly naive to assume
what a woman looks for in a willy is what she looks for in a tampon

Full Transcript

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I just think it's wildly naive
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to assume what a woman looks for in a willy
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is what she looks for in a tampon.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:18
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
I mean, the nightmare scenarios that would ensue - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I mean, the nightmare scenarios that would ensue
'Cause now, if he's a bit slobby, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:18
'Cause now, if he's a bit slobby,
"I'm sorry, man. I went for a run in the rain, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:23
"I'm sorry, man. I went for a run in the rain,
You'll be lyin' there with your hands protectively over your boobs. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
You'll be lyin' there with your hands protectively...
"Stop drippin' it on the new wooden floors!" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:17
"Stop drippin' it on the new wooden floors!"
"Yeah, her new boyfriend, he don't keep his dick dry." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
"Yeah, her new boyfriend, he don't keep his dick d...
It's really comfortin' to be able to come back from tour - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
It's really comfortin' to be able to come back fro...
But the other day, I'd been wearin' his hoodie for, like, a solid week, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
But the other day, I'd been wearin' his hoodie for...
I said to him… He was doing the laundry, and I said, "There's your hoodie, pal." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:26
I said to him… He was doing the laundry, and I said, "T...
Offerin' him cups of tea - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Offerin' him cups of tea
Askin' him how the tiling in the en suite was coming along, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
Askin' him how the tiling in the en suite was coming al...
But never mentionin' it for a whole week, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
But never mentionin' it for a whole week,
I thought, "Right, man. The first thing I'm gonna do is get a dog." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I thought, "Right, man. The first thing I'm gonna ...
Uh, well done if you've got a rescue cat and you get on with it. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
Uh, well done if you've got a rescue cat and you get on...
But it was a… it was a mean cat, so I was like, "I'm gonna get a wee dog." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:13
But it was a… it was a mean cat, so I was like, "I'...
Uh… I didn't get the kind that attacks you for no reason. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
Uh… I didn't get the kind that attacks you for no reaso...
I got a lobotomized pedigree cat - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I got a lobotomized pedigree cat
I love this cat more than either of my parents. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
I love this cat more than either of my parents.
Within six months, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
Within six months,
He just made this passing comment, the cat looked lonely. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
He just made this passing comment, the cat looked lonely.