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I know there'd be all the exciting first dates
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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

I know there'd beall the exciting first dates, all the thrilling first shags

I know there'd be
all the exciting first dates, all the thrilling first shags

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I know there'd be all the exciting first dates,
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all the thrilling first shags.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:02
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
But then there's all the other firsts that come after it, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
But then there's all the other firsts that come after i...
I cannot face holdin' in my farts again for 12 to 18 months - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
I cannot face holdin' in my farts again for 12 to 18 mo...
Then, inevitably, one sleepy Sunday morning, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
Then, inevitably, one sleepy Sunday morning,
"Do you still wanna build a life together, even though I farted on your balls?" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
"Do you still wanna build a life together, even though ...
I can't face meetin' someone's mentally ill mother again - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I can't face meetin' someone's mentally ill m...
It's good hearing the laughs of mad women in the audience - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
It's good hearing the laughs of mad women in the audien...
And it's quite nerve-wrackin' to think of startin' over when… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
And it's quite nerve-wrackin' to think of startin&...
Uh, and I have such a high standard now - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
Uh, and I have such a high standard now
Like, I go out with, uh, a proper person now, with a proper job. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Like, I go out with, uh, a proper person now, with a proper ...
High standards. In my early twenties, my standards were very low, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
High standards. In my early twenties, my standards were very...
Like, I remember a guy chattin' me up - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:17
Like, I remember a guy chattin' me up
You get rid of all your bad habits. You go on date nights. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
You get rid of all your bad habits. You go on date nights.
Not all the time, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Not all the time,
You might rotate through the same two or three comfortable positions - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
You might rotate through the same two or three comfortable p...
Maybe ones where you lie on your side - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
Maybe ones where you lie on your side
Continue to gaze numbly at whatever screen is in front of your face. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Continue to gaze numbly at whatever screen is in front of yo...
Then a little voice at the back of your head pipes up, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:31
Then a little voice at the back of your head pipes up,
He said to me, "Let's pretend to be other people," - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
He said to me, "Let's pretend to be other people,&...
And then… Still shaggin' me, if you don't know Latin. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
And then… Still shaggin' me, if you don't know Lat...
…he went, "Who do you want to be?" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
…he went, "Who do you want to be?"